Recent comments in /f/Jokes
horrorshowalex t1_jdvaw8o wrote
Reply to comment by sensitivepistachenut in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
^ Joffrey
gundamtandem t1_jdvarf3 wrote
Reply to From one side of the bakery to the other, a breadstick yelled out to a pretzel by RibaldPancake
Jane replied, “That’s the yeast of your worries!”
mikisugi_gw t1_jdvaesn wrote
Reply to comment by Mobiasstriptease in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
"Won-nun-dred" and eighty.
militaryCoo t1_jdvabew wrote
Reply to comment by Mobiasstriptease in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
The best score you can achieve with 3 darts is one hundred and eighty, and there's a very stereotypical/famous way that commentators say the score
Mobiasstriptease t1_jdv9ab9 wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
This sounds like it's a funny joke... But I need an American translation to appreciate it.
Edit: Nevermind. I needed the idiot translation, not the American one. Thanks reddit
2nd edit: American translation is the idiot translation. You should all go into stand-up comedy.
alilbleedingisnormal t1_jdv91d1 wrote
Reply to At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
I heard this joke I think on Fargo. It was wheelbarrows.
greedydita t1_jdv7q39 wrote
Reply to From one side of the bakery to the other, a breadstick yelled out to a pretzel by RibaldPancake
When I realized I didn't like the shape I was in.
Best-Two4264 t1_jdv6yeb wrote
Reply to From one side of the bakery to the other, a breadstick yelled out to a pretzel by RibaldPancake
That’s a good one!
Dakkendoofer t1_jdv6xt1 wrote
Reply to comment by MushyP06 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Lol, yeah, I hear ya. Well hey, if not them, hopefully a little further down the road
elegantwino t1_jdv4tid wrote
Reply to At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
Similar to the one about the guy working at the wheelbarrow factory and always took a load of trash out in a wheelbarrow at the end of his shift.
kd0178 t1_jdv3480 wrote
Reply to comment by sickcivilion in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
My bad, didn't notice.
(Unironically nearly put didn't see it.)
daovcr t1_jdv23ro wrote
Reply to comment by lidlesstare in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
You comodo...
ao5357 t1_jdv0lr7 wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
You're a lucky man, Pierce
Uzzer_lozer19 t1_jdv06ki wrote
BigDCanuck t1_jduzrxh wrote
Reply to The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
Rectum? Darn neer killed him!!
[deleted] t1_jduzder wrote
Reply to comment by padremiadre in At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
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1Transgranny t1_jduzb67 wrote
At Least he didn't lose an election and insisted he won.
Forehand_Bets t1_jduyjjw wrote
But only after shaking hands with the flag pole........
Trackrec t1_jduya47 wrote
Reply to comment by Sixhaunt in Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
Please explain
Pluralsynonyms2122 t1_jduy3nh wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Where the ...
kasheestee t1_jduxxjj wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Sounds like you hit a bullseye to me
Level-Bobcat9427 t1_jduvbfs wrote
Reply to The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
HAHAHA made me laugh out loud!
sickcivilion t1_jduuvz1 wrote
Reply to comment by kd0178 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Thats the joke i was making, "thats so dark" talking about the dark humor, and meaning she couldn't see
Tru-Queer t1_jduupac wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
I’ll smoke what he’s smoking, M’jga ganja
lazostat t1_jdvazg5 wrote
Reply to comment by militaryCoo in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
I think this comment must take some upvotes! Thanks for the explanation!