Yeah, according to reddit users...😃

Yes there are new jokes.

Totally worth it, though!

What did you expect from reddit, something new..?🤣 The just can call reddit " d(e)adjokes"

Have you ever seek them in action its widely annnoying. Hoi should change the fonts, read the screen and name the barcodes

Or he meant she had a mustache akin to the soft fur of a rabbit

Exactly. OP's inability to spell properly slaughtered the joke at the beginning.

Actually I did see Radiohead at the TLA yes. They were great. Maybe we were at the same concert lol.

Syke

You suck a GOOD dick

"his considerable manhood"

We're living for the detailed description

You’re the real hero 😂😂

And that is how got a slander misdemeanor added to my speeding ticket!

Trying to wipe a baby with spermicide is a bit late. You're better off using a condom a few months prior.

Balls to the wall is a phrase for doing anything to the extreme, such as full throttle on a plane, and keeping the throttle "wide open" also means full throttle.

I assume this is because if the throttle was a valve, the most fuel would be flowing (and you'd be going the fastest) if the valve is 'wide open.'

I really hope I don't have to explain that women don't have balls, and if you don't get what else 'wide open' could mean when talking about women, I'm not the one who should tell you.

Nope

Because blind people are out here searching, "offensive blind jokes"

Now you started it!

Tissues are wasteful, just use your hands, then wash your hands. Also what comes out of your body is probably useful for another being.

In days of old, when knights were bold and toilets were not yet invented, they laid their loads on the side of the road, and walked away contented

I'm sure Hanks been taking care of her all along.

Primate scream

My grandma told me it when I was younger

He also talked to his one night stand and almost got impeached.

W with dementia or without, not much difference