Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Legitimate_Curve8185 t1_jdulxsu wrote
Reply to comment by boater-fraud in An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
The English invented the language and the proper spelling is with a U?
ryancementhead t1_jdulirh wrote
Reply to comment by boater-fraud in An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Gorillas don’t like American bands.
truteamplaya t1_jduldfn wrote
Reply to comment by Internal_Fennel_849 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Haha good luck
Ethereal_burn t1_jdukbr1 wrote
Reply to comment by taggat in Rubbing two Pears together by taggat
This does not translate to written well at all.
NewStart2023 t1_jduk9o1 wrote
Reply to At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
Perry Mason Fan? He tells this joke in an episode
Diggle-biggy-4471 t1_jduj5qe wrote
Damn someone threw in an off color joke now we’re not only white but also racist and sexist damn people let it go a laugh a little sometimes.
O-U-T-C-A-S-T t1_jduiy3h wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Did you help to apply direct pressure to stop the bleeding?
Ethereal_burn t1_jduilia wrote
Reply to comment by PenguinWithAnAccount in Yo mama so old... by RihhamDaMan
Honestly that seems like it would be tough- staying within +-1/2 lb variance throughout the whole day just to be quick with the digits. Athletes aren’t that disciplined.
Ethereal_burn t1_jduiga7 wrote
Reply to comment by setupkulak in Yo mama so old... by RihhamDaMan
This seems really Oedipal. Like you’re implying that babies feed because they’re attracted to their mother.
banjos no ragrats
Exo-Shvdow t1_jduifrt wrote
Reply to comment by moroselywanton397 in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
and that’s no bull
sensitivepistachenut t1_jduhuiu wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Dang, I'd like to see that happen. So far the girls just have had an akupuncture therapy in the midst of a gaming session.
Make_the_music_stop t1_jduhsvr wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
A bloke walks into a bar and there are two Nuns playing darts. He offers to do the scoring.
The first Nun hits a treble twenty with her first and second darts and double twenty with her third. The man shouts out "One hundred and sixty."
The second Nun goes to throw and hits a treble twenty, a single twenty and the third dart hits the wire and rebounds straight into the Nuns eye, killing her instantly! The bloke shouts out "One Nun dead and eighty."
mightylonka t1_jduhr46 wrote
Reply to An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Arctic Monkeys
mightysmiter19 t1_jduhg1h wrote
Reply to comment by CaterpillarHuge4491 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Nah it was too old
RolloutTieDispenser t1_jduhexf wrote
Reply to comment by faithless_serene in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
"You know what they say about men that suck at darts. That's not all they suck at..."
speculatrix t1_jduhalg wrote
Reply to comment by Gemple in At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
My ancient ancestors told it about great grandpa Thag who was smuggling triceratops by riding them across the border.
karma_the_sequel t1_jduh4h9 wrote
Reply to An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Primate Radio Gods
karma_the_sequel t1_jduh1jj wrote
Reply to comment by brsaw1 in An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Manimals
Hadochiel t1_jdugfwk wrote
Isn't it supposed to be "hare lip"? As in, it looks like a hare's mouth?
Gemple t1_jdugeto wrote
Reply to comment by speculatrix in At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
Yeah, me too.
When I first heard it, (over 40 years ago) it was sacks of grain and he was smuggling donkeys.
Metric_Pacifist t1_jduftxi wrote
Reply to comment by AislinnScr in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Aww. He ran away 😒
[deleted] t1_jdufcrx wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
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MrPrul t1_jdufas9 wrote
He needs to talk with the chairman
xdarkshadowlordx t1_jduevt3 wrote
Hey let me repost this
pmyourboobiesorbutt t1_jdumn4x wrote
Reply to comment by Valuable-Banana96 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Biden has had a stroke…