Recent comments in /f/Jokes
KarlSethMoran t1_jdudsrs wrote
Reply to An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
The Monkees, spelled correctly, probably.
faithless_serene OP t1_jdudmo3 wrote
Reply to comment by lidlesstare in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
😂😂😂
moroselywanton397 t1_jdudd9z wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
This one missed the target for me.
lidlesstare t1_jdud3t6 wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
But I did tell her about the miraculous healing powers of my saliva.
seavisionburma t1_jducpib wrote
Reply to comment by ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
That's okay. I nick all mine from Rodney Rude 😜
nickvanhoog t1_jducoiu wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
I exhaled air just then
boater-fraud t1_jduccyu wrote
Reply to An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Any band who spells "favorite" properly, without a u.
FrontRecognition5987 t1_jduc90a wrote
Trump will be trying to convince some concrete blocks he’s president real soon.
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jduc42f wrote
Reply to comment by seavisionburma in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
I have to confess, though …
That’s freshly stolen off of a Star Trek BBS, lol
seavisionburma t1_jduc0nx wrote
Reply to comment by ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Fantastic. Love it.
Pranav_RedStone971 t1_jdubdxh wrote
Reply to comment by randomguy7588 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Tell me that one.
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jduapfl wrote
Reply to comment by seavisionburma in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
There was a young lady from Venus,
whose body was shaped like a penis.
A fellow named Hunt
was shaped like a cunt,
so it all worked out fine, just between us.
shadow_peculiar t1_jdua0jt wrote
Reply to comment by factchecker2 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Underrated comment
crumblingruin t1_jdu9us3 wrote
Reply to An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Paul Macaqueney
snagboy15 t1_jdu9o9a wrote
Sounds quite likely.
alogbetweentworocks t1_jdu8f9p wrote
Reply to Archimedes had his bath (buoyancy). Newton had his apple (gravity). Poincaré had his... by RolloutTieDispenser
I must admit. This is deep, balls deep.
speculatrix t1_jdu7uop wrote
Reply to comment by padremiadre in At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
I've heard minor variants of this joke for decades.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_jdu7eeq wrote
Ba—dum…TISH!
cazzone8 t1_jdu5h61 wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 perverts in a park? by RowanFoxfire
The Biden WH?
SoulReaver009 t1_jdu3t51 wrote
Reply to comment by PinchiChango in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
1 hard, 2 hards, 3 hards
tihoM_QWERTY t1_jdu3c8j wrote
Reply to comment by palebluedotcitizen in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
We got Knights at the same time as Telegraph in this timeline?
TonyJosephSr t1_jdu2y1z wrote
Reply to comment by Doadifferentthingqd in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I stand on my feet...
padremiadre t1_jdu2dk4 wrote
Reply to At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
Situation different, but joke quality still remains the same.
Natural-Counter-4971 t1_jdu269h wrote
This is Russian Misinformation
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jduecli wrote
Reply to comment by seavisionburma in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
I’ve written a few myself,
But they’re never quite as Delft.
I try to write poetry,
But it turns into pottery.
As a misrhyme falls off the shelf.