Recent comments in /f/Jokes
1Mind1WillDoit t1_jdu1lgd wrote
The cabinet said don’t be sniffing around here and stay out of my drawers
wdym_69 t1_jdu1be9 wrote
Wtf hahaha
sharksnut t1_jdu082r wrote
Reply to comment by randomguy7588 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
The Secret Service has standing orders to shoot her and McCarthy if that happens
Dumdumgirlsbeeep t1_jdtzh2t wrote
Haha 😂. You know this is a very very old joke. My 83 year old dad has been telling this since I can remember. It’s still funny too!! 😂
big_sugi t1_jdtyvjl wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
Compared to a gorilla? No doubt about it. They are neither growers nor showers.
CouldntCareLess_07 t1_jdtyu71 wrote
Reply to comment by Beowulf1896 in The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
"Yall are getting paid"
redcat0069 t1_jdtykxm wrote
Reply to comment by rheitzman1 in Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
Bootleg and knocking boots
redcat0069 t1_jdtyfiv wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-disaster2022 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I stand with my legs
TommyTuttle t1_jdty9ua wrote
Reply to comment by TheHighGround767 in Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
The movies that make him need a tissue are definitely not the same ones that make her need a tissue…
Ecstatic_Hippo_21 t1_jdtxwiw wrote
Reply to comment by AKLmfreak in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I stand on rocks
Ibbiboi101 t1_jdtxoex wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Archimedes had his bath (buoyancy). Newton had his apple (gravity). Poincaré had his... by RolloutTieDispenser
His balls will be the repunzel of balls :|
AccomplishedSoup8794 t1_jdtxo2l wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 perverts in a park? by RowanFoxfire
My family reunion
JBYTuna t1_jdtwpi7 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I identify as a door knob. It was the only way to get out of the closet!
AccomplishedSoup8794 t1_jdtwnsi wrote
Miss Piggys poon
JBYTuna t1_jdtwkgx wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-disaster2022 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I stand on the door mat.
Luked0g44O t1_jdtwde5 wrote
Reply to comment by stretch3251 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
That even sounds like it could be African! M’JGA!
DieByMyLeg t1_jdtvtpm wrote
Reply to comment by FrozeItOff in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I’m all for a female president, but Kamala is definitely not one i’d be happy with.
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jdtvozu wrote
This joke gives me a nucleus ache
Internal_Fennel_849 t1_jdtve4o wrote
Reply to comment by jackofclubs9 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
I wouldn't say it's knot racist.
Signed, Franklin Stein.
Malvastor t1_jdtva1t wrote
Reply to comment by AKLmfreak in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I stand on my feet.
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jdtuucu wrote
He was also quite occupied with the ottoman.
MightyCup t1_jdttmfd wrote
Reply to comment by fffsefsefes in What is green and sticky and smells like bacon? by GnarlyNarhwal
Oh phew, I thought he was finger banging her.
Thanks!
seavisionburma t1_jdtt8f2 wrote
Reply to comment by revolut1onname in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
There once was a girl from Azores
Who's cunt was all covered in sores
The dogs in the street,
would eat the green meat,
that hung in festoons from her drawers.
veerbahadur9083 t1_jdtswu9 wrote
Reply to The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
Seems like Hank would die sooner if he doesn’t mate
RolloutTieDispenser OP t1_jdu1win wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Archimedes had his bath (buoyancy). Newton had his apple (gravity). Poincaré had his... by RolloutTieDispenser
The shear volume of hair would probably displace a great deal of water. And we all know what gravity does over time to things that hang.