Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Waitsfornoone t1_jdts1na wrote
Reply to Archimedes had his bath (buoyancy). Newton had his apple (gravity). Poincaré had his... by RolloutTieDispenser
That was over a century ago. Can you imagine how hairy they are now?
anarchodenim t1_jdtr0u6 wrote
"I said lick it, not kick it!"
sponge_bob_ t1_jdtqzhh wrote
Reply to comment by PolyJuicedRedHead in The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
I'd say it was a long shot
factchecker2 t1_jdtqvmt wrote
Reply to comment by Alysdad in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Moth has entered the chat.
FlashpointJ24 t1_jdtqmp7 wrote
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
His first order of business is to assemble his cabinet.
ItsWestlight t1_jdtqjqg wrote
Reply to comment by Sociox in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
The name of her "hole".
Whole name = hole name.
She thinks he's asking what her vagina's called instead of her entire name like she asked him.
Alysdad t1_jdtq1vf wrote
Reply to comment by Routine-Link-8694 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I…I love lamp
Routine-Link-8694 t1_jdtpui6 wrote
Reply to comment by Alysdad in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Do you really love lamp or are you just looking around the room and saying you love things
CaterpillarHuge4491 t1_jdtp5lg wrote
He probably sniffed the cabinet
PracticePractical480 t1_jdtp4jj wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Didn't know if he was coming or going
regrettablyold t1_jdtov2d wrote
Reply to comment by Cultural_Attitude_42 in Home Covid Test. by Buddy2269
On the rocks.
cyborgsnowflake t1_jdtot28 wrote
Reply to An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
they were a big influence on the beetles.
FrozeItOff t1_jdtom06 wrote
Reply to comment by NoSpalling in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
You're right. I missed one.
Marquar234 t1_jdtnybg wrote
Reply to comment by TheHighGround767 in Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
They both enjoy movies that cause fluid to be expelled from their bodies.
Nothalffast t1_jdtnvmj wrote
Reply to comment by RuairiQ in An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
This is the best answer.
NoSpalling t1_jdtnfin wrote
Reply to comment by FrozeItOff in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
This was one of the worst uses of a comma I’ve seen
Mis_Jessie t1_jdtmy9w wrote
Reply to comment by Alysdad in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Especially from poly-satrurated
GrammerDuck61 t1_jdtmpul wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
"'I got your cargo!" - Ronald McDonald
PMmeIrrelevantStuff t1_jdtlyfw wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Was that at the TLA?
Ordinary_Carpet_2274 t1_jdtli0f wrote
Joseph BiDon🫡
Ordinary_Carpet_2274 t1_jdtlffs wrote
Reply to comment by biffbobfred in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Ronnie was into Astronomy .. Nancy plastic surgery
AnotherAustinWeirdo t1_jdtl2ck wrote
Reply to comment by revolut1onname in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
the meter would be better if his name was O'Keith or MacHeath
Doadifferentthingqd t1_jdtsqmv wrote
Reply to comment by K16w32a2r4k8 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I stand on my legs