Recent comments in /f/Jokes
brown_smear t1_jdt8vxa wrote
Reply to comment by randomguy7588 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Then we can all have a good cackle :)
thebarberbenj t1_jdt8jis wrote
Reply to comment by BaldrickB in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Or raises their rent
MushyP06 t1_jdt64xr wrote
Reply to comment by Dakkendoofer in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Hey you too man, although to be truthful my right side neighbours are pricks and are more likely to plunder than enrich. (I know that’s not what you mean but fUnNy).
As for my general location, I am in a place that is fond of tea and crumpets and has excessively discoloured teeth, and by extension a place where a should really go to sleep because it’s nearly 1:15. So I bid you farewell for the time being.
MushyP06 t1_jdt5y1m wrote
Reply to comment by Smart_Interaction_34 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Yeah that minecraft one is too true but personally I have seen a few actual problems with the new filter system, particularly that in some places it is far too sensitive to regular words and in others it in some ways facilitates unnecessary shadow banning, not that i play minecraft much anymore, most of my friends are busy or elsewhere.
gyaitgdh-bibymfa t1_jdt5bt9 wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 perverts in a park? by RowanFoxfire
That took me a moment
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_jdt554s wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Home Covid Test. by Buddy2269
Choosing Disaronno Constantly? Of course it's approved.
Darklancer02 t1_jdt4zad wrote
Reply to comment by vokazak in Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
Sir, this is the internet... I know a LOT people who would download a whore!
Smart_Interaction_34 t1_jdt3x4o wrote
Reply to comment by MushyP06 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Oh no not at all, they’re pretty much all alt-right “free Andrew Tate” incels if we’re being blunt.
Fucks sake the game Celeste is LOVED but when the person who made it said it’s about them and being trans, they had to lock the thread, due to the onslaught of transphobic comments.
/Minecraft got mad because the new chat system doesn’t let them spam the N word & antisemitic shit any more. That’s not what they say they’re mad about but that’s what they’re actually mad about.
Gamergate is basically still alive and well.
MushyP06 t1_jdt3rme wrote
Reply to comment by Smart_Interaction_34 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Really? Thats kinda fucked, I know the gaming world isn’t known for their welcoming communities of which I have an in depth first hand experience but goddamn that seems a bit much.
Dakkendoofer t1_jdt3r72 wrote
Reply to comment by MushyP06 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Wherever you are, I hope you have a good week and your neighbors enrich your life
MushyP06 t1_jdt3lv0 wrote
Reply to comment by Dakkendoofer in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Oh yeah I’m well aware, 99% of the people on this system i couldn’t give a shit about, unfortunately my location puts those important to me at a bit more than 5 miles but the point holds.
Oh and sidenote, that excluded 1% includes mostly people like yourself who can bare to have a basic coherent and sensible conversation with someone like myself, and within that one percent are the small group of 10 who i regularly play games or talk with more privately, they are also quite important.
Doblepos t1_jdt38me wrote
Reply to comment by PolyJuicedRedHead in The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
I tell this one making it a bit longer, so the conversation goes:
"Alright, I'll have sex with the gorila but with 3 conditions".
"Sure, let's see if we can get to an agreement".
"1. Please get some make up on her so it will turn me on more"
"Oh yeah, sure, I understand how that would help, we will use some lipsick".
"2. I'd need a low level of light and romantic music".
"Alright sir, we will try to get some nice place with music and candles and all that".
"Perfect, so number 3. Please, could I pay the $500 in 6 or 12 installments?"
TheseAbbreviations41 t1_jdt2uc7 wrote
I’m not going to abandon the bookcase, I’ll stand with it !
Smart_Interaction_34 t1_jdt2lew wrote
Reply to comment by MushyP06 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Mention anything accepting of like LGBT people in /gaming and they’ll ratio you as hard as /conservative would.
jmc660c t1_jdt2env wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
He was cuming and going at the same time
peter_the_martian t1_jdt2abv wrote
Reply to comment by AKLmfreak in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I’m standing in my living room
Hisbeefiness t1_jdt1xf1 wrote
Reply to comment by PHANX0M in Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
No one needs an unplanned pregnancy!
Vog-the-infinite t1_jdt1mec wrote
Wa waaaaaa!
Dakkendoofer t1_jdt1l85 wrote
Reply to comment by MushyP06 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
The people within 5 miles of you are infinitely more important in your life than anyone on the internet. I hope you can learn that, if you haven’t already.
MushyP06 t1_jdt19ih wrote
Reply to comment by Smart_Interaction_34 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Personally never noticed but then again those places aren’t often ones of political “discussions”.
MushyP06 t1_jdt14qu wrote
Reply to comment by Dakkendoofer in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Probably try to cancel them but then get no u’ed with some racist comment he also made 8 years ago
Dakkendoofer t1_jdt0ukv wrote
Reply to comment by MushyP06 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Oh no, people on the internet disagreed with him on a very divisive issue. What ever will he do? How will he recover from this?
Smart_Interaction_34 t1_jdt0si9 wrote
Reply to comment by MushyP06 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Yeah Reddit is actually right leaning outside the straight up anti fascist circles.
All the gaming subs lean hard alt-right
StevenMcFlyJr t1_jdt06a2 wrote
She's probably at the zoo
JoshB685 t1_jdt8w2b wrote
Reply to comment by Marquar234 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Tong you very much!