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MushyP06 t1_jdt64xr wrote

Hey you too man, although to be truthful my right side neighbours are pricks and are more likely to plunder than enrich. (I know that’s not what you mean but fUnNy).

As for my general location, I am in a place that is fond of tea and crumpets and has excessively discoloured teeth, and by extension a place where a should really go to sleep because it’s nearly 1:15. So I bid you farewell for the time being.

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MushyP06 t1_jdt5y1m wrote

Yeah that minecraft one is too true but personally I have seen a few actual problems with the new filter system, particularly that in some places it is far too sensitive to regular words and in others it in some ways facilitates unnecessary shadow banning, not that i play minecraft much anymore, most of my friends are busy or elsewhere.

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Smart_Interaction_34 t1_jdt3x4o wrote

Oh no not at all, they’re pretty much all alt-right “free Andrew Tate” incels if we’re being blunt.

Fucks sake the game Celeste is LOVED but when the person who made it said it’s about them and being trans, they had to lock the thread, due to the onslaught of transphobic comments.

/Minecraft got mad because the new chat system doesn’t let them spam the N word & antisemitic shit any more. That’s not what they say they’re mad about but that’s what they’re actually mad about.

Gamergate is basically still alive and well.

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MushyP06 t1_jdt3lv0 wrote

Oh yeah I’m well aware, 99% of the people on this system i couldn’t give a shit about, unfortunately my location puts those important to me at a bit more than 5 miles but the point holds.

Oh and sidenote, that excluded 1% includes mostly people like yourself who can bare to have a basic coherent and sensible conversation with someone like myself, and within that one percent are the small group of 10 who i regularly play games or talk with more privately, they are also quite important.

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Doblepos t1_jdt38me wrote

I tell this one making it a bit longer, so the conversation goes:

"Alright, I'll have sex with the gorila but with 3 conditions".

"Sure, let's see if we can get to an agreement".

"1. Please get some make up on her so it will turn me on more"

"Oh yeah, sure, I understand how that would help, we will use some lipsick".

"2. I'd need a low level of light and romantic music".

"Alright sir, we will try to get some nice place with music and candles and all that".

"Perfect, so number 3. Please, could I pay the $500 in 6 or 12 installments?"

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