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Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Home Covid Test. by Buddy2269
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TommyBoy825 t1_jdszh54 wrote
Reply to comment by Murse_1 in What do you call 100 perverts in a park? by RowanFoxfire
There's no such thing. The terms are mutually exclusive.
MushyP06 t1_jdsz2fp wrote
Reply to comment by Smart_Interaction_34 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Holy SHIT bro got ratioed.
Smart_Interaction_34 t1_jdsyzhs wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Service. Yeah probably won’t matter soon. I won’t fit in well in Gilead. If the CNP/ADF gets its way, America will be a fascist theocracy.
regrettablyold t1_jdsysr8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Thank you for your service. I'm with you. I like "shitgibbon".
jackofclubs9 t1_jdsysbo wrote
Reply to comment by LegitimateBuilding6 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
The first time I ever heard this joke (on the school bus and much younger than I should have been), it was told slightly differently, involving a brothel and a Native American. I literally just swapped the word "Indian" with the word "Frankenstein" on subsequent tellings... same joke, instantly not racist.
PHANX0M t1_jdsyk33 wrote
Reply to comment by Hisbeefiness in Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
*with spermicidal lubricant
stretch3251 t1_jdsy3jl wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
What is he trying to make the jungle great again?
stretch3251 t1_jdsxyqn wrote
He footed it
Hisbeefiness t1_jdsxynf wrote
Reply to Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
Just remember, baby wipes work better than a tissue
vyprrgirl t1_jdsxpot wrote
Reply to The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
Gorillas go through pon farr? Whatever floats your boat. Live long and prosper, my dude
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Reply to comment by Due-Examination5415 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Omfg I hate you 😂🤣
regrettablyold t1_jdsxe99 wrote
Reply to Home Covid Test. by Buddy2269
Is this CDC approved?
[deleted] t1_jdsxblp wrote
🤣🤣🤣
Alternative-Media201 t1_jdsx9gf wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Should they be silenced by any means necessary?
post-gpt t1_jdswtgk wrote
It seems Tarzan misunderstood the birds and the bees.
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Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
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Status-Simple9240 t1_jdswm4g wrote
Reply to comment by daltonator_360 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Ronnie did
Status-Simple9240 t1_jdswhgb wrote
Reply to comment by JADW27 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
democrat but still lmao
wpapawally t1_jdsvyky wrote
Reply to comment by Pause_Affectionate in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Our phone provider changed to Voip lines instead of normal land lines. So lights go down, no phone service. Found this out and got rid of the "land line".
regrettablyold t1_jdsvrdr wrote
Reply to The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
I'm surprised Hank would need so long to come up with the cash. Usually janitors clean up.
regrettablyold t1_jdsvmdt wrote
Reply to comment by PolyJuicedRedHead in The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
Maybe it was Hank that was long.
sss4araa t1_jdszv68 wrote
Reply to If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Ehhhhh I was goin turn off my phone but after reading this got me overthinking but wtf ehhhh idk what to say atp 😭I guess she hinting that she wanna do the …if ykyk 😭😭😭