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tapper82 t1_jdsvihr wrote
Reply to comment by okayvoldemort in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
I am blind.
IBenGaming5 t1_jdsvgq9 wrote
Reply to comment by JADW27 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
yeeaaa u right
RudyMuthaluva t1_jdsve5c wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
It reminded me of Nakatomi Tower
Jeepinthemud t1_jdsu6op wrote
Reply to comment by Ishidan01 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Or Bruce Willis
Oudeis16 t1_jdsu05o wrote
Reply to comment by AKLmfreak in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
And I don't care where you stand, it's also funny to laugh about that time Trump tried to fuck a flag on national TV.
My_Balls_Itch_123 OP t1_jdstpvz wrote
Reply to comment by GodRa12 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
And jumping on it will ruin your career for a little while, but then you'll come back with Mission Impossible and Top Gun 2.
vyprrgirl t1_jdstkjk wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-disaster2022 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Ok, but I can’t put my glasses on a justice stand like I can a night stand when going to bed
post-gpt t1_jdstaah wrote
I can't help but wonder if Tarzan's way of life in the jungle didn't leave much room for learning about sex. Although I'm not sure this is the type of lesson Jane had in mind!
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jdssykb wrote
Reply to comment by JoshMohawk in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
More would go to jail this time and death and destruction might go the other way. Remember Biden is Commander in Chief now. The US military is not something you want aimed at you.
BEFEMS t1_jdsslln wrote
Reply to comment by PolyJuicedRedHead in The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
you can add the part that the female gorilla is actually a zookeeper in disguise pretending to act up for the public. Hank is in for a surprise !
Ok-disaster2022 t1_jdsshzq wrote
Reply to comment by vyprrgirl in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I stand with justice
daltonator_360 t1_jdssexp wrote
Reply to comment by Eroe777 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Because George W didn't have dementia as president (I don't know how he's doing these days).
J4MES101 t1_jdssdkk wrote
No more pork chops
JoshMohawk t1_jdssbqm wrote
Reply to comment by K16w32a2r4k8 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
He wouldn’t go through that much trouble. If an ex president did something, it can’t be illegal, right? Besides, if anyone tried hold him accountable for his actions, he’d just get his worshippers to rise up and make good on his threat of death and destruction.
vyprrgirl t1_jdss0ys wrote
Reply to comment by HaoshokuArmor in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I stand with the night
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jdss01i wrote
Reply to comment by Background_Ad_5777 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
True.
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jdsry3s wrote
Reply to comment by Oddsee in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Who does “see” it cumming?
[deleted] t1_jdsru95 wrote
Reply to comment by RussiaIsBestGreen in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
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RussiaIsBestGreen t1_jdsrtde wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Ah, the days before politics.
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jdsrnnf wrote
Reply to comment by JoshMohawk in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Yeah, Trump is in the water closet trying to get those incriminating papers to flush.
RussiaIsBestGreen t1_jdsrnfx wrote
Reply to comment by Smart_Interaction_34 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
What the heck are you on about? They’re clearly not quoting him in a praising way.
Smart_Interaction_34 t1_jdsrn82 wrote
Reply to comment by heidjuk in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Pffft good luck telling that to about half of Reddit these days
IM_Probulos t1_jdsr9ey wrote
Reply to comment by Drkindlycountryquack in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Of course. Big fan of Jimmy Carr.
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jdsr5ad wrote
Reply to comment by AKLmfreak in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
True.
[deleted] t1_jdsviwm wrote
Reply to The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
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