Recent comments in /f/Jokes
DarkEnergy27 t1_jdsq54u wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Let me get this straight: Do you believe everyone who supported/supports Trump is completely evil, traitorous, and despicable? Even if they've not done anything wrong in his name?
[deleted] t1_jdspr3c wrote
Reply to comment by DarkEnergy27 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
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DarkEnergy27 t1_jdspnz6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Ah. And you think you're better than them?
[deleted] t1_jdsphnw wrote
Reply to comment by DarkEnergy27 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
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DarkEnergy27 t1_jdspcmq wrote
Reply to comment by Smart_Interaction_34 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
What the fuck are you on about
MarisaWalker t1_jdsougz wrote
Reply to comment by Dangerous-Weekend125 in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Yep, w. guys is just "a guy" like " I have a guy,"
inhuman_prototype t1_jdsom88 wrote
Reply to Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
So they both like movies where the girl needs a tissue?
GodRa12 t1_jdsoh1h wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Just don't stand on the couch. It's bad manners
gyaitgdh-bibymfa t1_jdso8w5 wrote
I feel like I should not have laughed at this
BadMedAdvice t1_jdsnlgp wrote
Reply to comment by Eroe777 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
It was originally a Washington joke.
ScientistNathan t1_jdsn7jj wrote
Reply to Rubbing two Pears together by taggat
I asked my roommate if we had any snacks, and he said "I can get you an apple or a pear." I said "just one thanks, I'm not that hungry."
doobnewt t1_jdsman1 wrote
Reply to comment by Gemple in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Nice lol
JADW27 t1_jdslib7 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
This is an awesome joke, but I'd switch it up to "Why did Biden put Mayor Pete in his cabinet? Because he couldn't put him back in the closet."
Still, I hadn't heard this before, and it's a great joke.
rheitzman1 t1_jdslg9x wrote
Reply to Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
Bootleg and bang
Punkeewalla t1_jdslcmn wrote
Reply to The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
Obviously, the poor janitor doesn't make enough to make ends meet.
JADW27 t1_jdslck6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
You know what else "works good"? Dictionaries.
[deleted] t1_jdsl7sz wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
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clockttree t1_jdskx9f wrote
If a blind Girl says you have a big willy... She is probably very silly
Tok3n- t1_jdskwhc wrote
Reply to comment by PolyJuicedRedHead in Rubbing two Pears together by taggat
Pear-ish
vokazak t1_jdskoq5 wrote
Reply to Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
You wouldn't download a whore..
regrettablyold t1_jdsk9p2 wrote
Reply to comment by Smart_Interaction_34 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Sorry.
Brain_Hawk t1_jdsjwm2 wrote
Don't forget boobies. Many types of boobies.
nnyk06 t1_jdsjw29 wrote
Reply to Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
This guy fucks
Ambitious-Bee8602 t1_jdsjr8n wrote
Reply to comment by Murse_1 in What do you call 100 perverts in a park? by RowanFoxfire
Says the multigender
[deleted] t1_jdsqjoy wrote
Reply to comment by DarkEnergy27 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
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