Recent comments in /f/Jokes
fffsefsefes t1_jdsjg3k wrote
ShittyJokeExplainerBot is taking a break, so I will give it a shot.
Kermit got tired of dealing with Miss Piggy so he cooked her and ate her with his bare hands.
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jdsj7v9 wrote
Hiiiii yah!
Specialist-Look-7929 t1_jdsignm wrote
Reply to comment by qhaqan in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
But I don't see so well, so I started blasting!
EminentChefliness t1_jdsi4h1 wrote
Reply to comment by revolut1onname in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
That's.... horrid..
Well Done!
HaoshokuArmor t1_jdsgrme wrote
Reply to comment by AKLmfreak in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I stand with the cabinet.
murph_diver t1_jdsgold wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
And gets shit on less often
KoningSpookie t1_jdsgl4b wrote
Mine's indeed a 3rd leg, how did you know?!
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jdsge5i wrote
Reply to comment by IM_Probulos in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Monty Python?
NoneyaBiznazz t1_jdsg9z5 wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
He was dead for four hours before his wife called the physician
MrGeekman t1_jdsfxa0 wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
She didn't give him permission to kick.
Asahartz420 t1_jdsfnqf wrote
Wait till I show this to my blind wife...
She loved it. Timing is everything, so I waited until she was taking a sip of coffee...
Macca49 t1_jdsfap8 wrote
Tarzan found Jane in the jungle, naked after her clothes were torn off by thorns. They looked at each other for a moment.
‘What is your name?’asked Jane
‘Tarzan’.
‘That’s it?’
Tarzan though for a moment then…
‘Tarzan Of The Jungle.’
Jane nodded. Tarzan then asked…
‘What your name?’
‘Jane’.
Tarzan mused on this. Looked her up and down.
‘What whole name?’
‘Cunt!’
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_jdsf0au wrote
Reply to The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
You call this a long joke? You owe me a long joke.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_jdsdz9y wrote
Reply to Rubbing two Pears together by taggat
Your relationship is going to go pear-shaped.
Buddy2269 t1_jdsds90 wrote
Reply to Rubbing two Pears together by taggat
ERROR:404: No joke here scroll on.
CorpusCollapsum419 t1_jdsbnhu wrote
Reply to comment by revolut1onname in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Cheaper than a slim Jim beef n cheese that’s for sure.
taggat OP t1_jdsbm60 wrote
Reply to comment by sporkmanhands in Rubbing two Pears together by taggat
Better than good is perfection, like if you said pear friction too fast.
sporkmanhands t1_jdsb8si wrote
Reply to Rubbing two Pears together by taggat
I know it's supposed to be a pun but I'm not getting it?
Orngog t1_jdsahuo wrote
Reply to comment by pasonka in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
I like how you reference the original joke rather than this poor retelling. Squirrels> bees
Expensive-Shock3300 t1_jdsa3jd wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 perverts in a park? by RowanFoxfire
The Kardashians-Jenner family
davethompson413 t1_jds8e7a wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 perverts in a park? by RowanFoxfire
It must be breaktime at the county republican annual meeting.
FocusMaster t1_jds8c8n wrote
She beats the bush.
revolut1onname OP t1_jds7nz0 wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
There once was a man named Keith
Who would circumcise boys with his teeth.
He did it not for leisure,
Nor sexual pleasure.
But to get to the cheese underneath.
No_Policy_146 t1_jdsjn8o wrote
Reply to If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Had a brother in law his name was Willy Johnson. You’re right he was a dick.