We can only speculate

That’s why foreplay was invented. You finger her first to make sure it’s safe to put your junk in there.

Why did Mayor Pete go into the Cabinet?

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Because he can't go back in the closet.

Whiskey can also be used

We all have a good laugh but won't be so funny when kamala has to take over

"Mmmfmmmnggg," she mumbled in response.

She just kicks them in the shins?

His funeral arrangements were easy, at least. All undertakers deal with stiffs.

I couldn't pick up a paper the next day. It made for too hard a read.

His wife was feeling a bit blue the next day. Makes sense, if you think about it.

She took it hard. Before he died.

She used to call him "stallion." Not for what you're thinking, though. He was her favourite clothes horse. On the night in question it was a particularly big load. Of washing.

I always heard it as an Indian (native American) going to a whore house but I can see this also

Just make sure he doesn’t open the closet. Trump is still in it.

Mother: Why don’t you ask your father?

What’s the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?

A proctologist only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

Because George W. Bush did torture and he just isn't funny.

At least he didn’t grab her by the pussy without permission.

I was at his funeral at was a hard sight to see.

The word is legs. Keep spreading the word.

“Once upon a time……………..”

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who’s dick was so long he could suck it. He said, with a grin, As he reeled back in, If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it!

I really don’t see what the buzz is all about.

Fun fact, when pre planning a crane lift, it's referred to as an "Erection plan".

I'm taking this hard

No, it's a Clint Eastwood joke

Does a gynecologist clack a speculum twice when he picks it up?

They tried to bury him but couldn't close the casket

lol quoting a traitor is low even for /jokes

Y’all right. Jackassed and unnecessary here.