Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Luked0g44O t1_jds0v8h wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
In a penal colony.
Luked0g44O t1_jds0sga wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Doing eternal hard time.
heidjuk t1_jds0o99 wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 perverts in a park? by RowanFoxfire
A million Trump march
Luked0g44O t1_jds0jph wrote
Reply to comment by 3DreamWarrior in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
That’s the name of a new resort island in the Florida Keys: Cayman Wendt.
AislinnScr t1_jds0ew8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
It means 80+ years old.
Luked0g44O t1_jds0b6n wrote
Reply to comment by Riverrat423 in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?
“Hey, you gonna eat that?”
[deleted] t1_jds09yd wrote
Reply to comment by AKLmfreak in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
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Luked0g44O t1_jds050g wrote
Reply to comment by Riverrat423 in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
You know what Lorena Bobbitt’s name translates into, in Russian?
Ivana Cutacockoff.
heidjuk t1_jdrzwug wrote
Reply to comment by Eroe777 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
It's whoever is on office.... It's just not a trump joke because he's not president
Dangerous-Weekend125 t1_jdrzvcy wrote
Reply to comment by MarisaWalker in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Oh I get it now. Any professional female's job title is [blank] girl ☺️
Luked0g44O t1_jdrzlmx wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
If he was a felon, then he died a hardened criminal.
Rob_Clemenz t1_jdrzeur wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
His wife was very embarrassed so she told everyone he had a Hard Attack.
Luked0g44O t1_jdrzdh0 wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
I can just imagine the headline, if that drug’s stock price ever collapsed:
VIAGRA FALLS
Due-Examination5415 t1_jdrzard wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 perverts in a park? by RowanFoxfire
Maybe combine the two setups - “What do you call 100 trenchcoated perverts in a park?”
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LoadedGull t1_jdrxy7s wrote
Reply to comment by Imaginary-Pride-8158 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
When someone said “money shot” to Trump he tried to make an appointment at the doctors to get it.
LoadedGull t1_jdrxoxv wrote
Reply to comment by nonamesleft-- in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
I see what you did there…
Or maybe I didn’t.
LoadedGull t1_jdrx5zi wrote
Reply to comment by dsdsds in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Sign language ain’t gonna help.
Inevitable-Match591 t1_jdrx5ei wrote
Reply to comment by Background_Ad_5777 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
r/suddenlyincest
MarisaWalker t1_jdrw5aw wrote
Reply to comment by Dangerous-Weekend125 in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Well, it's sort of like slang. Like calling a girl working at Sunglass Hut, the sunglass girl😊
maffemaagen t1_jdrvuae wrote
If she says I have a small willy, it means she's still touching me. I call that a win.
Gemple t1_jdrvcp1 wrote
Reply to comment by pasonka in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Asking for directions to Salt Lake City?
NicholasE86 t1_jdrv9vt wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Thats a hard way to die
susejrotpar t1_jdrv5xf wrote
Reply to The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
Hopefully since I'm the first one to comment I'm also the first person to see this. There is still time to delete this atrocity.
Hay_Blinken t1_jds0wew wrote
Reply to comment by Picholasido_o in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Yep. Welcome to reddit.