Recent comments in /f/Jokes
rslashmiko t1_jdrscwi wrote
Reply to comment by vaageesh in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
You shaming on the right/left leaners? How rude. The only thing I can't do is give it to you straight.
Background_Ad_5777 t1_jdrrf70 wrote
Reply to comment by nonamesleft-- in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Speech to text is a thing you know.
[deleted] t1_jdrqjno wrote
Reply to comment by Eroe777 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
George W Bush had a meeting with his cabinet this morning.
...then he talkified to the bookcase for a while, and now he's argumentificating with the couch, mah fellow 'muricans!
[deleted] t1_jdrqbv4 wrote
Reply to comment by qhaqan in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Put that back in my punchlines jar!
The_Neto06 t1_jdrp9il wrote
Reply to comment by King-SAMO in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
r/foundthemobileuser
PickleRicksFunHouse t1_jdrowkq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
How do you reconcile believing the "King James" version of the bible is supposedly the "word of god" when it is very clearly and demonstrably a book that has been repeatedly mistranslated and purposefully altered by a politician to serve their very terrestrial, non-religious purposes?
I mean, it's literally called the King James VERSION, meaning it is no longer (if it ever was) the word of god. How do you just ignore the clear fact that it is obviously just a book written by people for their own personal gain?
Genuinely interested.
unclebobsplayground t1_jdron9m wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in What does a lesbian birdwatcher do in her free time? by orqa
if you eat pussy well you swallow for sure..
Picholasido_o t1_jdrnntj wrote
Repost it tomorrow, change the name, watch the karma just rooooll in
business-owner t1_jdrnm53 wrote
Wanna hear a story about my penis?
Never-ending, its too long
Much-War1743 t1_jdrnlrq wrote
I'd try and level with her but she'd never see where I'm coming from!
Salnj t1_jdrnf1b wrote
Pretend she's a woodpecker.
stretch3251 t1_jdrmht0 wrote
Reply to comment by General_Freed in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Cum on Eileen , please take all 8 of this peen
King-SAMO t1_jdrmci8 wrote
Reply to comment by qhaqan in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
R/unexpecteddavechapelle
Buddy2269 t1_jdrm8zp wrote
milleniallaw t1_jdrlyey wrote
Reply to comment by qhaqan in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Lunchables.
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Grantley34 t1_jdrl1f4 wrote
Reply to comment by Xenomorphian69420 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Mic check one, two... one, two
General_Freed t1_jdrkol0 wrote
Did not see this coming...
General_Freed t1_jdrkkhp wrote
Reply to comment by stretch3251 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Is she the one from that song... "Cum on Eileen"?
villageboyz t1_jdrk8s6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Hi Kevin
No_Description2301 t1_jdrjj4v wrote
Reply to Baby camel asks its mother by Chava_boy
Thought this was going in a completely different direction when the baby asked about cameltoes.
Eroe777 t1_jdrjb6y wrote
Isn’t this a George W Bush joke?
[deleted] t1_jdrig6n wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
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TheLewisIs_REAL t1_jdri7og wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a person obsessed with the powerhouse of the cell? by MollyDooker99
My friend did you cell your brain
Sorry that was absolutely awful
RecalcitrantHuman t1_jdru67e wrote
Reply to comment by pasonka in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Enjoying himself?