Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Hot-Raccoon-4114 t1_jdqs97h wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
It took them a year to close the casket.
Stoked_Malware t1_jdqruv8 wrote
Reply to comment by alogbetweentworocks in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
No that would be playing god, wait what are we talkin bout again
idonttalkatallLMAO t1_jdqrs8v wrote
the bees knees
DutchOfBurdock t1_jdqrrho wrote
Why was she blind? She didn't see it coming.
CryptographerMedical t1_jdqrhiv wrote
Reply to comment by ExaminationDouble898 in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Welcome
TheAres1999 t1_jdqr40p wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
He came and went at the same time
ExaminationDouble898 t1_jdqqgm3 wrote
Reply to comment by Gok02 in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
You are observant, fine!
ExaminationDouble898 t1_jdqqcs8 wrote
Reply to comment by CryptographerMedical in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Thank you for the educative content.
Away_Finding_1725 t1_jdqq63t wrote
I know
Waitsfornoone t1_jdqplpu wrote
... and squirrels!
Waitsfornoone t1_jdqp2n6 wrote
But probably not into Swallows at all.
CatsNotBananas t1_jdqodwd wrote
Reply to comment by Old_Passage_5670 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Thanks!! :3
FigAAAro_22 t1_jdqo009 wrote
LMAO!!!
regrettablyold t1_jdqnryh wrote
Do gay birdwatchers look at nuthatches? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
PenguinWithAnAccount t1_jdqn9ez wrote
If I had a dollar for every time I read a repost my name would be Jeff Pesos
heelspider t1_jdqmww4 wrote
They also look at boobys.
Due-Examination5415 t1_jdqmsql wrote
Now he just does it after. They call it Plan-Bee
Own-Snow-4227 t1_jdqmqiv wrote
Reply to comment by sickcivilion in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
It was just a play off a Helen Keller joke. She couldn’t see if she was actually answering the phone, and it turned out to be a hot clothes iron.
TheLaughingMelon t1_jdqmhjh wrote
We need r/LesbianBirdWatchers
kd0178 t1_jdqmbvz wrote
Reply to comment by sickcivilion in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Sadly that's all she can see aswell!
sickcivilion t1_jdqmavr wrote
Reply to comment by Own-Snow-4227 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
I don't get it
sickcivilion t1_jdqm5ax wrote
Reply to comment by logical_lament in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
That's so dark!
TumbleweedNarrow2935 t1_jdqltqi wrote
Reply to comment by Chava_boy in Baby camel asks its mother by Chava_boy
Also domesticated. 😜
CryptographerMedical t1_jdql88g wrote
Reply to comment by Gok02 in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
No, nearly all of time he wouldn't.
When you die every muscle relaxes including muscles in arteries and veins. That means zero blood pressure.
Imagine a central heating system and suddenly all the pipes round the house became three times diameter and the control panel failed and the pump failed. The water wouldn't go round your house and water would flow out of the radiators.
In the body every artery expanding and the heart stopping means no blood pumpimg into the erection and the veins that hold blood inside your erection also widen and the veins flow out.
The exceptions...
Electrical burns to the gonads which burn muscles, arteries and veins so blood is trapped in erection. That blood will eventually clot inside.
Dying on the job wearing a cock ring or similar. Again the blood will coagulate.
Gunshots to the brain that damage cerebellum. Won't stay forever though.
Hamging and some spinal cord injuries. Won't last forever.
Nobodiisdamnbusiness t1_jdqt11r wrote
Reply to Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
This is why men tap/knock on a pussy before we slide in.