Recent comments in /f/Jokes
themoneywaffle t1_jdpst8z wrote
laughs in Mr krabs
captainzanypants t1_jdprr9l wrote
Reply to comment by fyrdude58 in What do pigs like to listen to? by Spiritual-Clock5624
The pigs like the farmer in Adele
TheeAincientMariener t1_jdprqqv wrote
Reply to comment by CatsNotBananas in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Hey babe. So, how's your vision?
flarezilla t1_jdprk6s wrote
Just can't get a leg up, can you?
Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_jdprc3k wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
he had a flaccid life it seems
CatsNotBananas t1_jdpr4l5 wrote
Reply to comment by MagnussonTrade in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
I'm a girl!
Pause_Affectionate t1_jdpqims wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
"Better you than us"... WHAT? Look, I'm sorry you had Scott Walker. I don't wish Desantis on anyone. That's not the spirit or the answer.
DangerHev t1_jdpqic1 wrote
Reply to comment by BelloBoss in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
'e's got a woody
Luked0g44O t1_jdpqay7 wrote
Reply to comment by yParticle in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Yeah, I’ve one of those too.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpq3yv wrote
Reply to comment by Pause_Affectionate in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Ooofff. Good ol’ Ronnie DeathSentence. Better you than us. We had to survive eight years of Eagle Scout Scotty Walker, 2010-2018.
Mysterious-Effort922 t1_jdpq3f4 wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
So Sad 😔 he musta had a Hard life..
Gok02 t1_jdpppnv wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Will his dick stay hard even after he died? Genuine question
tysuvaz t1_jdppcsw wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Couldn't close the coffin due to the rod in between 🤣🤣🤣
dcmfox t1_jdpp7sc wrote
As long as she sings jingle bells I'm good
Luked0g44O t1_jdpouvt wrote
Reply to comment by Few_Ear_1346 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
BLONDE sisters.
Luked0g44O t1_jdporus wrote
Reply to comment by FlashpointJ24 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Lake my wife, please!
151617888 t1_jdpodjo wrote
Reply to comment by eerilyYak53 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Wait then that must mean you are like ultra blind.
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_jdpnvlo wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
His wife said it was hard watching him go.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpnftp wrote
Reply to comment by Big-End-9824 in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Sugar free.
S5olomon t1_jdpnek3 wrote
Red Forman : The only time she’s pulling my leg is when it’s up her ass.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpn9ht wrote
I have a feeling that this is out of their wheelhouse.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpn2dw wrote
Reply to comment by wyltemrys in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Why did black dudes suffer disproportionately high casualties during the Vietnam War?
Because, every time someone yelled “GET DOWN”, they’d jump up and start dancing.
Tombiepoo t1_jdpn0mv wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
They had to dig a 6 foot 6" hole for him.
ElfLord01 t1_jdpmyzj wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
I don't think I qualify
[deleted] t1_jdpsyox wrote
Reply to comment by Chava_boy in Baby camel asks its mother by Chava_boy
Today I learned that Graupple is when it snows and rains at the same time and the rain freezes to the snow and makes little soft “hail” balls.
Also not useful but interesting