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Luked0g44O t1_jdpmp29 wrote
Reply to comment by DarkNexus_72 in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Lying Ovulation.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmnrg wrote
Reply to comment by sherriffflood in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Lemme guess. You’re the chairman of the bored, right?
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmepp wrote
Reply to comment by anderoogigwhore in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Life does present it’s handicaps.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmacd wrote
What do you call a paraplegic floating in the water?
Bob.
Hanging on the wall?
Art.
On your front porch?
Matt.
On a pile of dry leaves?
Russell.
Luked0g44O t1_jdplq3l wrote
Then I’d have a leg up on the competition?
Luked0g44O t1_jdplnp1 wrote
And, if she says you have a Wet Willie?
steady1978 t1_jdplgec wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Reverse necromancer
Talon6230 t1_jdplay0 wrote
Reply to comment by fyrdude58 in What do pigs like to listen to? by Spiritual-Clock5624
Not really my kind of music, but she sure does have some bangers.
mercerguy t1_jdpkcq5 wrote
Reply to comment by Infinite-Macaroon-93 in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
was hardly overcome with grief
PanicGod69 t1_jdpj83m wrote
Reply to What do pigs like to listen to? by Spiritual-Clock5624
The radio in their squad car.
Huge_Name1866 t1_jdpj6wl wrote
She'll be grabbing the third leg just right.
PanicGod69 t1_jdpj02k wrote
Reply to comment by Ethunel in I bought the newlyweds an elephant for their room. by AramintaDerwent
You fool! That's what the elephant WANTS you to think!
thebarberbenj t1_jdpix69 wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
His favorite movie was “The Harder They Come”
thebarberbenj t1_jdpisla wrote
Reply to comment by Riverrat423 in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
AKA my Wife
thebarberbenj t1_jdpiqcl wrote
Reply to comment by zzlayakisonka in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
They drilled a glory hole for the old fella
Readityesterday2 t1_jdpioqr wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
His wife erected the Taj Mahal for him via Agra.
thebarberbenj t1_jdpinre wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
He was really hard up
SophisticatedSauce t1_jdpie47 wrote
I was just giving you your walking stick back
CatherinePiedi t1_jdph0t2 wrote
Nice joke, Matt
ObligedPath t1_jdph0at wrote
You gotta free it to believe it
Own-Snow-4227 t1_jdpgrpu wrote
Reply to comment by wherringscoff in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Edited. Damn phone has a mind of its own tonight. 😘
fyrdude58 t1_jdpg9jw wrote
Reply to comment by captainzanypants in What do pigs like to listen to? by Spiritual-Clock5624
Adele is an amazing artist.
BelloBoss t1_jdpg8cu wrote
Reply to comment by Lance4494 in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
The flag was raised
wherringscoff t1_jdpfz31 wrote
Reply to comment by Own-Snow-4227 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Lol what
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmrec wrote
Reply to comment by ElfLord01 in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Your Special Olympics application got approved?