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Lance4494 t1_jdpftsb wrote
Reply to comment by Ambitious_Ruin_2521 in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Standing in salute to his vigor.
Just-Bat-9950 t1_jdpfta9 wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
The doctor said he came peacefully and the coroner's file noted extreme vigor mortis.
The funeral was one hell of a ride, but it did go on at length.
molmal t1_jdpfpj2 wrote
...you have to hand it to her!
Own-Snow-4227 t1_jdpfn18 wrote
Was this before or after she burned her face when she tried to answer the clothes iron?
leatherneck0629 t1_jdpfmsu wrote
Didn't they stack his wife's coffin on top?
Infinite-Macaroon-93 t1_jdpfllf wrote
Reply to comment by FunAuntieEm in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
That’s good
Infinite-Macaroon-93 t1_jdpfhh8 wrote
Reply to comment by KarmicComic12334 in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
His ex-wife however…
JerseyshoreSeagull t1_jdpfe2v wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
A line. Is by definition an infinite amount of points.
Teach your child this.
captainzanypants t1_jdpelre wrote
Reply to What do pigs like to listen to? by Spiritual-Clock5624
Adele
captainzanypants t1_jdpejwz wrote
At least I can save money on shoes
NotMrMusic t1_jdpcly6 wrote
That's why I love paraplegics.
They never stand for anyone's shit.
Waitsfornoone t1_jdpbwqz wrote
At least she's pulling something ...
WheeeeeThePeople t1_jdpbnn6 wrote
I did not see that punchline coming.
paintsbynumberz t1_jdpbbgy wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
When I gave him viagra he just got taller
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deathB4dessert t1_jdpa7el wrote
Well... maybe for you.
TheCaptNoname t1_jdp9ojo wrote
Reply to comment by alogbetweentworocks in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Like turn them off and then on?
cloudswarm t1_jdp9nvx wrote
First mover advantage.
nerankori t1_jdp8upm wrote
It was a white one,too
regrettablyold t1_jdp8m5s wrote
Reply to comment by QueenRatigan in Baby camel asks its mother by Chava_boy
Some of us appreciate THAT guy!
SeaContribution7153 t1_jdp8cwa wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
He pricked it!
dsdsds t1_jdp7r6t wrote
You really got to hand it to her.
PiggyPhaggot t1_jdp7dwd wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
I love how every comments section of every joke on r/Jokes is always ALWAYS way funnier than the joke from whence they spawned and the highly punny nature of most of them! Thank you all. You are what makes life worth living!
Also too bad the guy didn’t just bust his nut cause every time I OD on erection medications that usually does the trick (sorry not a pun way to literal and just genuinely not funny but hopefully it conveys the seriousness of how deeply I love all you hilarious witty punderful weirdos)
Sparkmane t1_jdp73ln wrote
Reply to comment by QueenRatigan in Baby camel asks its mother by Chava_boy
and that fat is used to store water
peter_the_martian t1_jdpfvx0 wrote
Reply to If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
She was trying to free Willy, instead she shook a leg