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twitterfluechtling t1_jdojg3m wrote

Reply to comment by QueenRatigan in Baby camel asks its mother by Chava_boy

When fat is metabolised to release energy, the carbon and hydrogen atoms combine with oxygen to form CO2 and water. Fat is a mixture of hydrocarbons. Each gram of fat broken down in this way releases just over a gram of water.

So, basically, it still is their water reserve, just more efficiently packed 😁

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TomLechevre t1_jdoi8d6 wrote

Reply to Baby camel asks its mother by Chava_boy

A Black guy is talking to God.

"O God, please tell me--why'd you make my skin so dark?"

God answers, "To protect you from the intense heat of the African sun, my child."

"OK, so, tell me this--why'd you give me this tight, curly hair?"

"So that, when you are hunting in the jungle, you won't get caught in tree branches, my child."

"That's cool. But now, tell me this--why'd you give me such long legs?"

"So that you could run across the savannah, hunting antelope for days without tiring, my child."

"Fine, fine. But just one more thing. God--why the fuck did you put me in Chicago?"

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