A nun was in the shower when the doorbell rang. She realised she didn't have a towel, so yelled out "who is it?" Response came "blind man."

Relieved she wouldn't need a towel as the man at the door couldn't see, she ran naked to answer the door.

"Great tits. Which blinds need to be fixed?"

Hardly the worst way to die

He was quite the stiff.

Imagine lowering a casket into the ground and it rapidly flips around for a second

peralta what are you doing?

I think he's saying you could buy wings at the pub.

And the circle replies "whats your angle?"

Im in a wheelchair and this made me laugh so hard

You’re just being edgy

Schnitzengroobers

I bet she didn't see that coming.

My version is: 'I always wanted to be a stand-up comic, but people keep telling me to go sit down'.

Nobody ever said camels were smart.

together .. we could be the start of a good tattoo

maybe .. in a round about way

Triangle asked to Stop circling around

Probably not, explaining why the comments were deleted

A statue was erected in his memory.

Do weight watchers website have cookies?

They didn’t bury him, they just pointed his toes and drove him into the ground.

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Glad I could help.

Thank you for this info, i learned something new. Not very useful, but still interesting

They live in the Middle East and the youngest gets to ask the four questions.

We have a landline so my wife can call her cell to find it and so we can get our share of spam calls.