Recent comments in /f/Jokes
23moonster t1_jdnr4h4 wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165
Word
Legionwolf5 t1_jdnqxfs wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165
That landed well.
ConsiderationLate607 t1_jdnqv01 wrote
Potential terrorist attack?
GodzeallA t1_jdnqk84 wrote
Nice now we have more room for more dead bodies
QueenRatigan t1_jdnqest wrote
Reply to Baby camel asks its mother by Chava_boy
I hate to be THAT guy...
But camels store fat in their humps, not water.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jdnpxd9 wrote
Ok, not really a joke but you had a go
CaliforniaIslander t1_jdnppng wrote
Reply to comment by Cheyde in What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
THANK YOU! I was looking for this specifically. Haha
AssociateAngry t1_jdnof5a wrote
Here's an odd fact about pilots. Did you know in almost every case, the pilots are the first people on the scene of a plane crash?
The_Lasso_Way t1_jdnoeas wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The inventor of Tetris died recently and the casket was buried vertically... by stubbynutz
And I’m sure the graveyard didn’t disappear either… You do know what a joke is, right?
cjheaford t1_jdno9jk wrote
Reply to comment by No_Pizza9709 in What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
Pi see what you did there…
YoyoOfDoom t1_jdno6u0 wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
She knew anyways. Her husband doesn't trim downstairs.
YoyoOfDoom t1_jdnnuuo wrote
Reply to comment by Acrobatic_Matter_109 in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
If I was a blind person with a screen reader I probably would have done a spit-take and said, "I should have seen that coming."
[deleted] t1_jdnnkv2 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Lasso_Way in The inventor of Tetris died recently and the casket was buried vertically... by stubbynutz
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The_Lasso_Way t1_jdnmvla wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The inventor of Tetris died recently and the casket was buried vertically... by stubbynutz
What?
ElfLord01 t1_jdnmuto wrote
Reply to comment by DarkNexus_72 in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Hey I achieved something today
SpiderSolve t1_jdnmltj wrote
What do you call a Muslim with a machine gun? . . .
Not a god damn thing.
DriftlessDairy t1_jdnm9v5 wrote
Reply to Names for different types of Golf shots. by Matelot67
A Margarita rims the cup.
My Linda Ronstad Blue Bayou.
spaceblind88 t1_jdnm802 wrote
Reply to comment by anderoogigwhore in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Holy shit. Best joke ever
jamesn2607 t1_jdnm54d wrote
a good twist on a classic joke
bravo
Rass2112 t1_jdnlvwd wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165
That is like the saying that all mushrooms are edible once.
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rabindranatagor t1_jdnlr4c wrote
Reply to comment by dejomatic in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
I hate to disillusion you, ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm.
SugarTaleCountry91 t1_jdnlah6 wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Jimmy Carr?
9boi t1_jdnl1np wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165
He's saying Muslims are the bomb
Nasty_Tricks69 t1_jdnr5ci wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165
What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where would they go?