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sherriffflood t1_jdnkwy5 wrote
I checked in to a hotel once, and as a religious and modest person, I asked the receptionist to make the porn on tv disabled. ‘you sick bastard’ she said
Jpirish t1_jdnkjln wrote
Reply to comment by Dangerous-Weekend125 in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
window blinds
Lanky-Dependent5847 t1_jdnkehe wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
And the circle replied, "**39 buried. 0 Found**"
Lakeflyer1 t1_jdnkbdf wrote
Kamikazes were pilots too……
vampiretrades t1_jdnk4us wrote
This joke crashed.
RevElliotSpenser t1_jdnjz4c wrote
Reply to comment by rascible in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Wings? pubs are commonly called “something” ARMS
Dangerous-Weekend125 t1_jdnjsi4 wrote
Reply to comment by MarisaWalker in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Oh ok! I never realized females who sell blinds are called blind girls. Makes sense now.
Dangerous-Weekend125 t1_jdnjjts wrote
Reply to comment by davva2004 in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
I'm with the other dude. Seems like a little more explanation might be in order.
[deleted] t1_jdnj7ob wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
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rascible t1_jdnj5oz wrote
Reply to comment by RevElliotSpenser in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Thalidomide wings..
Acrobatic_Matter_109 t1_jdnj3kq wrote
Reply to comment by YesFuture2022 in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
You're assuming that blind people don't have a sense of humour. That's very narrow-minded of you.
Inner_Dependent3766 t1_jdnj1ja wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
I think she just didn’t see anything in you lol
Tiny-Pay6737 t1_jdniymp wrote
Reply to comment by anderoogigwhore in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
I dont know whether to laugh or clap.
Spartacus980F t1_jdnh5pb wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
And the circle said back: “we go through all triangles…..including your Ma’s”.
sfgiantsbeatla t1_jdnfprs wrote
Reply to comment by chall_mags in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
You gotta hand it to her.
Big_Cheesecake_7586 t1_jdneess wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Ok ok
Big_Cheesecake_7586 t1_jdned4o wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Nah
Party-Package8875 t1_jdndsqk wrote
Reply to comment by KbLbTb in What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
r/foundthemoblieuser lol
moonshine1144 t1_jdnd7tg wrote
Reply to comment by anderoogigwhore in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Ah ffs lmao
[deleted] t1_jdncmk6 wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
Funny Joke! 😂
J4MES101 t1_jdnbpdx wrote
Reply to A velociraptor struts into a bar, and the bartender exclaims, "Hold up! We don't serve your kind here." by entrendre_entendre
Pretty sure he’d like it blue
Vishwasm123 t1_jdnb932 wrote
Reply to A velociraptor struts into a bar, and the bartender exclaims, "Hold up! We don't serve your kind here." by entrendre_entendre
Well she had nice Dinor.
Crazylakkadbagga t1_jdnb1cb wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
Circle: Fuck you Triangle: Remember, what’s goes around comes back around.
scratxhy t1_jdnau91 wrote
Reply to comment by OdysseyTag in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Especially for her
9boi t1_jdnkyct wrote
Reply to comment by Outrageous-Permit165 in What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165
1 in 5 pilots never make it to the ground