MarisaWalker t1_jdnatdv wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:57 PM

Reply to comment by ParkingNo9826 in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

Let me help...."blinds" r window coverings, the girl worked in a store selling blinds

scratxhy t1_jdnarb3 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:57 PM

Reply to comment by RecalcitrantHuman in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

Who’s gonna see it? Her?

Flamme19 t1_jdnamwn wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:56 PM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

Hahaha this joke is brilliant :)

Statik-1 t1_jdnacvp wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:54 PM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

Triangle: At least I'm not a hoe! Circle: Well, I'm not the one getting fucked from all angles!

lalpilablue t1_jdna51k wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:52 PM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

What is an angle of circle?

Nonormalhere t1_jdn9k7i wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:48 PM

Reply to comment by Gorf_the_Magnificent in What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

Reminds me of a paper joke. But it’s tearable

HarryHacker42 t1_jdn90h6 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:44 PM

Reply to There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire

All people who agree with this, stand up and be recognized!

Abides1948 t1_jdn8n3g wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:42 PM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

I'll see you: A round.

richardec t1_jdn7u0g wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:36 PM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

You really have to hand it to her...

[deleted] t1_jdn7irn wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:34 PM

Reply to What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165

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Puzzleheaded_Rip9425 t1_jdn6kwi wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:28 PM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

Damn. Reddit is dark. What the hell is wrong with you people? The worst part is how well I fit in.

ReallyGene t1_jdn5yva wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

"A point in every direction is the same as no point at all."

--The Pointed Man, The Point (1971)

Outrageous-Permit165 OP t1_jdn5wfq wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Reply to comment by zimonr6 in What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165

I don't know what kind of a plane a frickan is?

Outrageous-Permit165 OP t1_jdn5tpl wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:22 PM

Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165

The trick is in the landing I believe.

Outrageous-Permit165 OP t1_jdn5qxg wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:22 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165

Sounds like they'd beat you.

[deleted] t1_jdn5ist wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:20 PM

Reply to There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire

my friend wanted to be a stand up comic. I told him he could be a sit down comic.

[deleted] t1_jdn502h wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:16 PM

Reply to What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165

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Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdn4w8l wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:16 PM

Reply to What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165

Everybody can be a pilot once

zimonr6 t1_jdn4cm5 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:12 PM

Reply to What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165

Yeah! A frickan pilot!

Outrageous-Permit165 OP t1_jdn430c wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:10 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165

No I said he was the pilot?

[deleted] t1_jdn3o9c wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:07 PM

Reply to What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? by Outrageous-Permit165

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HeyWhatsItToYa t1_jdn3l2e wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:06 PM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

I just figured she wasn't seeing anybody.

DarkNexus_72 t1_jdn3hem wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:06 PM

Reply to There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire

This post deserves a lying ovation.

Visual_Razzmatazz_19 t1_jdn37om wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:04 PM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

You must go on a lot of blind dates.

mAhoganySauerkrauT t1_jdn2zeh wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:02 PM

Reply to comment by mnotgninnep in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

Just like her eyesight

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