GuairdeanBeatha t1_jdmhbvc wrote on March 25, 2023 at 2:26 PM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

Oblio and Arrow would disagree.

[deleted] t1_jdmgrd8 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 2:22 PM

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Least-Barnacle-3182 t1_jdmgjox wrote on March 25, 2023 at 2:20 PM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

Imagine if she sees this..

hank_wilde t1_jdmexp6 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 2:07 PM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

A good triangle is better than a dark circle.

RaiseOutside8472 t1_jdmdigj wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:56 PM

Reply to comment by ChaseShiny in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel

i and the home invader had a fruitless 3 hours trying to find some money he could steal in my house. in the end send him home as i saw his failure was getting to him mentally.

secret369 t1_jdmd6fd wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:53 PM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

She didn't see that coming

[deleted] t1_jdmcqno wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:49 PM

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PICONEdeJIM t1_jdmb73y wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:36 PM

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39 buried, 0 found

raganFEAGIN t1_jdmarb5 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:33 PM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

That's right, we go in the square hole!

regrettablyold t1_jdmap3m wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:32 PM

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The circle could say it has an infinite number of points.

PapaOoMaoMao t1_jdm9wr8 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:25 PM

Reply to There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire

They're always taking things lying down.

Dogbyte8888 t1_jdm9rn7 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:24 PM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

Love is blind

the_greatest_MF t1_jdm9qjw wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:24 PM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

r/TwoSentenceHorror

TheseUSERNAMEisTaken t1_jdm7etz wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:03 PM

Reply to comment by YoyoOfDoom in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

Braille screens gonna find you

becausewhynot07 t1_jdm63b6 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 12:50 PM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

Just like tits are pointless with nipples!

Narrheim t1_jdm5w8g wrote on March 25, 2023 at 12:49 PM

Reply to Think by gary6043

It has been scientifically proven, that most women commit murder in affect and mostly with kitchen tools, so if you piss her off, don´t stay alone with her in the kitchen!