Recent comments in /f/Jokes
nattycharl t1_jdlrujz wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Never saw that one coming!
tiger123abc t1_jdlrbxq wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
I can circumscribe a circle
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdlr0q9 wrote
Reply to comment by Head_Meat1857 in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
I felt bageled with, but I trust you're not rying.
Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlqyzg wrote
Reply to comment by digital_pocket_watch in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Bageling has muffin to do with it, crust me on that.
YesFuture2022 t1_jdlqkrp wrote
Reply to comment by YoyoOfDoom in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
You believe People that are blind dont use the internet? The real joke is in the comments
Cheyde t1_jdlqi6m wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
See you around!
YoyoOfDoom t1_jdlq6ch wrote
Reply to comment by YesFuture2022 in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Who cares? It's not like blind people are gonna read it anyways. 😆
LXndR3100 t1_jdlpxa7 wrote
Reply to comment by Melliora78 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
The real joke
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdlprty wrote
Reply to comment by Head_Meat1857 in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
You were kidding, then? That's good. I don't like to be bageled with, y'know?
Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlpmzb wrote
Reply to comment by digital_pocket_watch in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Of course not, I would never do that, I have no knead to. Aldough I do hear bad eggs are on the rise.
Soft_Dust7446 t1_jdlpcnk wrote
Reply to comment by Soft_Dust7446 in What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
No wait let me get inside you
Soft_Dust7446 t1_jdlpb99 wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
AA … get inside me
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdlor3j wrote
Reply to comment by Head_Meat1857 in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Oh, grain, I'm being baguetted with.
Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlnxj1 wrote
Reply to comment by digital_pocket_watch in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
No I have plenty more, but keep it a secret. I'll cut you a slice just be naanchalant.
hiddenyogi t1_jdlnvjy wrote
Reply to comment by President_Calhoun in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
A wave of humidity with a chance of severe squirting tonight. Then things should calm down tomorrow.
DoggedDreamer2 t1_jdlngrc wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
You’re in sad shape
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdln1o4 wrote
Reply to comment by Head_Meat1857 in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
You went this whole wheat just for that?
Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlmzsp wrote
Reply to comment by digital_pocket_watch in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
But have you seen these puns? *pulls out the punpernickel
IllAcanthopterygii36 t1_jdlmqog wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
You seen square lately?.
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdlmh6c wrote
Reply to comment by Head_Meat1857 in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
They're fresh, they came from Subway, EAT FRESH, THANK YOU FOR READING THIS LOVELY SPONSORED COMMENT
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Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlmdoc wrote
Reply to comment by digital_pocket_watch in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Okay these puns are getting a bit stale.
YesFuture2022 t1_jdlm39g wrote
Reply to comment by wellchicane475 in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Not funny
VanuasGirl t1_jdllk6b wrote
Reply to comment by TheOneAndOnlyBob2 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
In that case it’s not technically infidelity cos she only got fucked in the belly button with Tommy W
Extension-Camera3668 t1_jdltdwq wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
I couldn't see where it was going.