PrA2107 t1_jdllaxs wrote on March 25, 2023 at 8:24 AM

Reply to comment by wellchicane475 in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

Thanks for the advice

Few_Ear_1346 t1_jdlkbvy wrote on March 25, 2023 at 8:09 AM

Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel

2 twin sisters are given identical VW bugs for graduating from high school. They each drive to the mall the next day to show their friends their new car. One of them starts crying and yells to her sister, "OH my God, my engine has been stolen! ". To witch, her sister replies, "Don't worry, there's a spare in the trunk. ".

[deleted] t1_jdlk6iw wrote on March 25, 2023 at 8:07 AM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

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ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jdlj7yk wrote on March 25, 2023 at 7:53 AM

Reply to comment by Harsimaja in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel

Nope …

They came back to first Breathalyze, then arrest her, and finally conduct a Warrentless Search!

TheProfessionalEjit t1_jdlijh7 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 7:42 AM

Reply to comment by firebolt_wt in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel

Under 50, have a landline.

Affectionate_Pipe74u t1_jdlhwx1 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 7:33 AM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

She started hating the blumpkins

ContributionGrand138 t1_jdlfkcu wrote on March 25, 2023 at 6:59 AM

Reply to comment by orionparrott in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

Christina Applegate doesn't find this Funny guys 🤔

xiomixi t1_jdlev53 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 6:50 AM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

Why are you always running in circles?

No_Pizza9709 t1_jdldm2p wrote on March 25, 2023 at 6:32 AM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

You are pointless, but I can see your side

Tartoid t1_jdldd7t wrote on March 25, 2023 at 6:29 AM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

Circle: That's how I roll

Kooky-Meat506 t1_jdlap0y wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:53 AM

Reply to comment by StarvingTuba in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel

Wait ... So women can drive?

Tiedyeinstein t1_jdl9pvg wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:41 AM

Reply to comment by Dro_Biden in What is a kidnapper's favourite kind of shoes? by lemonjelly88

Probably white vans

RandomName39483 t1_jdl8pfw wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:29 AM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

I don’t know what she sees in me.

RoLaAus t1_jdl8mca wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:28 AM

Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel

I just woke-up from the worse hangover in my life, I got totally wasted last night at the local bar. On a side note, whoever drove my truck home owes me a mailbox.

StrikingExcitement79 t1_jdl8h91 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:26 AM

Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel

So where is the minor?

mojojojojo369 t1_jdl88xy wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:23 AM

Reply to comment by StarvingTuba in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel

I ain’t your buddy, guy.

Harsimaja t1_jdl6qui wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:06 AM

Reply to comment by ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel

It could make sense very briefly if they arrived and saw a drunk lady by a car and assumed she’d been driving it. One would think this would be cleared up very quickly though…