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bshaddo t1_jdl1ken wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
It’s funny because it’s without her consent.
TokitaOhuma t1_jdkzjg3 wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
And the mumber of men you have made wet to +1
ivapeooo t1_jdkz5qo wrote
Reply to comment by fullFlick73 in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
right, it works, cause he wont say shit
scottxian t1_jdkz3ki wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Ask226 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Nah! It’ll evaporate eventually! Sawdust will help!
KnightRho t1_jdkyaz2 wrote
Reply to comment by kevster013 in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Canada too. Hollywood North for a reason y'know.
[deleted] t1_jdky3p5 wrote
Reply to comment by ElizabethAudi in I bought two Rottweilers and named them Rolex and Omega by Round-Watch-8228
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ElizabethAudi t1_jdkx8kx wrote
I knew I'd hate this the moment I clicked on it!
10/10
Zlifbar t1_jdkw0lp wrote
Reply to comment by sherriffflood in I bought two Rottweilers and named them Rolex and Omega by Round-Watch-8228
20,000 with one wrist
ChaseShiny t1_jdkvz6b wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Yeah, that bus driver gets around. 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, all through the town
joymahesh t1_jdkvt29 wrote
Read that as rimjob.
ChaseShiny t1_jdkvozs wrote
Reply to comment by rascible in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
That's a rip on a Jack Benny classic: Benny's held up by a mugger, and has to decide between his money or his life
lakesharkyshake t1_jdkvgs3 wrote
I lol'd because my kid loves wearing vans but hates being kidnapped!
marcoterband t1_jdkva5o wrote
Ha! Fuck me, that was good.
shyzmey t1_jdkupf5 wrote
Boo!!!
Vegetable_Engineer89 t1_jdkttui wrote
Reply to A velociraptor struts into a bar, and the bartender exclaims, "Hold up! We don't serve your kind here." by entrendre_entendre
Just told my daughter that. She laughed
nimvin t1_jdkt5e9 wrote
Reply to comment by Sjonnie_Spain in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Good news is the airbags workED.
FTFY
Kingghoti t1_jdkskf8 wrote
Reply to A velociraptor struts into a bar, and the bartender exclaims, "Hold up! We don't serve your kind here." by entrendre_entendre
Damon Knight and Rod Serling like this post.
match_ t1_jdkpcqa wrote
Reply to comment by Surfing_Ninjas in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
I like dating homeless girls, you can drop them off anywhere.
Salnj t1_jdkolan wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
I gave her a facial and shot her in the eyes...
RecalcitrantHuman t1_jdknp8x wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Harder than hiding the body?
Potential_Try425 t1_jdkn3nc wrote
I hate that I laughed at that… Upvote granted
MercyReign t1_jdkjnje wrote
TheOneAndOnlyBob2 t1_jdkikz4 wrote
Reply to comment by Fun-On-A-Bun-3k in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
M Night Shyamalan, Michael Bay, and Tommy Wiseau.
chall_mags t1_jdki153 wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
A blind girl was giving me a handjob and she said my dick was the biggest one she’d ever felt.
Turns out she was just pulling my leg
ICameHereToDrink t1_jdl1sb3 wrote
Reply to What is a kidnapper's favourite kind of shoes? by lemonjelly88
I assumed it would be sneakers.