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Tromboneguy_65 t1_jdk0wvh wrote
Reply to comment by Tromboneguy_65 in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Da is Russian
Tromboneguy_65 t1_jdk0w32 wrote
Reply to comment by Stealfur in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
No offense taken, but the word is Ja
Surfing_Ninjas t1_jdk0fnw wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
I like dating blind girls, it makes it harder for them to see someone on the side.
Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jdk0e33 wrote
How the phrase “walkie talkie” came about.
Inevitable-Match591 t1_jdjzd6h wrote
Reply to comment by CuredOast672 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Twenty five years old. Watched it a month ago for the first time
orionparrott t1_jdjzb5x wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
I dated a blind woman but she left me. She just couldn’t see herself with me.
BlazinUpInHere t1_jdjz750 wrote
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdjz3nq wrote
Reply to comment by Dyno8man in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
I'm giving you two flours, make it snappy
Dyno8man t1_jdjyaa6 wrote
Reply to comment by digital_pocket_watch in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
just wheat a bit, give it thyme
eatenbyalion t1_jdjy0lc wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
He shouldn't have rear-ended her. Then again, he has no requirement to wear pants and sit normally in his living room.
KiloJools t1_jdjxlwm wrote
Reply to comment by True_Tear_471 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I did that on a floating bridge once but I didn't think to make this joke at the time! Dang it!
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdjxgkt wrote
Reply to comment by Dyno8man in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Your expectations are way too rye
BlindUmpBob t1_jdjx041 wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I asked my wife how whe got the car in the living. She said she took a left at the kitchen.
Talik1978 t1_jdju9dh wrote
Reply to comment by luvisanenigma in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
If she was, that would make my last fap really awkward.
True_Tear_471 t1_jdjtt0i wrote
Reply to comment by FlashpointJ24 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
„Hey honey, I've had a wildlife-vehicle collision.“ – „What did you hit?“ – „Fish.“
Jpyzik68 t1_jdjtd4b wrote
I went to a “zoo” I saw on Craigslist, got there and it was a single cage with a little dog. That was a shitzoo
contyk t1_jdjsa38 wrote
Reply to comment by BecauseItAmusesMe in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Nope, it's only men. Hallelujah!
pwuk t1_jdjr94v wrote
Reply to comment by musetechnician in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
極度乾燥
J-L-Picard t1_jdjr66a wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
500 orgasms, 501 umbrellas donated. Congratulations OP!
FenrirLokison88 t1_jdjqonw wrote
Reply to comment by AdministrativeFox784 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I heard they did it on a boat. I can't believe it. Canoe?
kalamazoo43 t1_jdjpvkm wrote
Timex and Swayze?
luvisanenigma t1_jdjpgqr wrote
Reply to comment by Talik1978 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
is that woman, your mom…?
[deleted] t1_jdjopbj wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Brooooo omg! 😂😂😂😂
Pause_Affectionate t1_jdjok6b wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Yes, agreed. They're buried. Like our chances of ever having a normal governor...
Dyno8man t1_jdk1o2a wrote
Reply to comment by digital_pocket_watch in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
this one's a bit of a stretch, but don't be sour, dough boy