Recent comments in /f/Jokes
MeatballMarine t1_jdjngak wrote
Reply to comment by fairlyPertain in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
That’s cheating!
mnotgninnep t1_jdjnatj wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
That went dark very quickly.
Successful-League-81 t1_jdjn9ys wrote
At yeast they are kept together
Fun-On-A-Bun-3k t1_jdjmy3i wrote
Reply to comment by Delicious_Throat_377 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Directed by M Night Shyamalan
Fun-On-A-Bun-3k t1_jdjmous wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I got a car for my wife, best trade I've made all year
Repulsive_Onion_5925 t1_jdjme9z wrote
aurorarevolution t1_jdjl83b wrote
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StableSweaty9693 t1_jdjl17m wrote
Reply to comment by Agaudwin in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Keep it up. You're doing great!
Agaudwin t1_jdjkodb wrote
Reply to comment by IM_Probulos in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
They must have lost it; they used to have it in Monthy Python
AcousticBob t1_jdjkil8 wrote
She was bred in Old Kentucky, but she's only a crumb around here!
IM_Probulos t1_jdjka08 wrote
Reply to comment by Agaudwin in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
The English don't have a sense of humor. That answers the question.
Luked0g44O t1_jdjjun8 wrote
Reply to comment by Pause_Affectionate in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Only if the phone lines are buried below ground. If they’re above, they’re just as vulnerable as above ground power or other utility lines.
yParticle t1_jdjjszy wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Not a big fan of those myself, but I do have a wired phone.
Luked0g44O t1_jdjjjrq wrote
Reply to comment by yParticle in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I still have a land mine. I like them, and believe wholeheartedly in their effectiveness.
Luked0g44O t1_jdjj959 wrote
Reply to comment by FlashpointJ24 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
“Honey, the carburetor is missing.” That’s right dear, they are all fuel-injected nowadays.”
Luked0g44O t1_jdjiw3x wrote
Reply to comment by TheWiseOne1234 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I could care less, butt I won’t bother today.
Luked0g44O t1_jdjicra wrote
Reply to comment by gambled94 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
#METOO HAHAHA!
Luked0g44O t1_jdji7wm wrote
Reply to comment by Talik1978 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
OMFGIROTFLMFAO!🤣 What a COMEBACK!
GIlCAnjos t1_jdjh3ew wrote
Reply to comment by fullFlick73 in I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
If a mute guy managed to seduce a blind woman... Then I assume his physical assets will be hard to imitate
NDodma01 t1_jdjh1hk wrote
I once saw a dog that was in bread.
SuburbanBehemoth t1_jdjfz7p wrote
Fuck you. Take my upvote
Dyno8man t1_jdjfho7 wrote
Reply to comment by RAMBOxBAGGINS in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
the yeast you could have done is word play, but no
FloridaFlamingoGirl t1_jdjf95w wrote
I baked bread in a church once. It didn’t rise until the third day.
Agaudwin t1_jdjnkqg wrote
Reply to comment by StableSweaty9693 in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Thanks, but I better hurry to keep it up. I'm 78yo. I was an average bilingual for the first 39 in Quebec and spoke, write, and thought exclusively in English for the other 39 in Ontario. I have lost my French and still didn't get the genius of the English language. I'll probably go to hell in the French section, where I'll be 'devilled" for eternity to have let them down. I got this last quoted one from thesaurus.com, from which I will live until the end.