Recent comments in /f/Jokes
DaFunkyCake t1_jdiqcny wrote
John 3:16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth In him should not perish but have everlasting life." Grace is that which is not deserved and yet given anyway. Mercy is when God gets in front of what you do deserve. God is fiercely protective for that which he finds to be his own, and will requite them that are faithful unto he, yea, those who have not begun negativity, pessimism, and resentful natures and spew not a copiousness of uncaring selfishness, the workers of iniquity who see it right to do wrong in the sight of the Lord and change not their ways, who say none shall see my wrong and Love is of no importance. Pray for wisdom and treasure God with all the heart, read the KJV and study diligently that none of you be deceived. Read even this. Isaiah 28:9-10 Matthew 4:4 Proverbs 4:7 Psalms 1 Hebrews 11:1 & 6
DMReckless t1_jdiq0wh wrote
Reply to comment by YoRt3m in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
The French are not fond of and do not like to contemplate German humor.
RAMBOxBAGGINS t1_jdipyte wrote
Reply to comment by Famous-A in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
And probably have a yeast infection
unopoularopinion t1_jdipc5e wrote
young_fire t1_jdip5bb wrote
I figured one of them was Omega because they're the end of your life.
theplutosys t1_jdion61 wrote
Reply to comment by TheWiseOne1234 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Cool! You’re so badass, like going around correcting people’s grammar and shit. Have a nice cough cough terrible cough day.
Matiaan t1_jdioj7u wrote
Reply to comment by YoRt3m in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Because these are the only 2 countries that make English movies
SnakePlisken_Trash t1_jdinywy wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I had suspicions that my wife might be cheating. I work almost 50 miles away. So, one day I went home around lunch and parked down the street and walked to my house to see if I could catch her. Wouldn't you know it, there was another strange car in my driveway. As I got to the corner of property I snuck up and hid behind my boat. I could see it looked like she was making out with someone in my living room and to make sure they didn't see squatted down behind my boat transom. Looked like they were taking each other's clothes off..... OMG ! That's when my heart sank and I realized all my suspicions were true, there was gear oil directly under the prop on the concrete. That's why I've been losing power on those really long runs. and having trouble getting reverse. Time for all new seals let's hope she don't need a new lower unit.
pot8totom8to t1_jdinc1f wrote
Reply to comment by MartianGuard in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Underrated comment right here ^
YoRt3m t1_jdimesj wrote
Reply to comment by Agaudwin in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Why are these the only 2 options?
Delicious_Throat_377 t1_jdilxq8 wrote
Reply to comment by rigabamboo in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
What a plot twist
Thick_Dragonfruit_37 t1_jdil4ue wrote
Reply to comment by gambled94 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
We have to have one for our home security system.
AT0M1KA t1_jdikzgk wrote
Overused
headsr_llo t1_jdikx8l wrote
Reply to comment by Payneful_Prose in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
The title was the tip- off! HCD
Agaudwin t1_jdiked2 wrote
Reply to comment by johnsolomon in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
I'm sorry for asking. I am French and wonder all the time if the humor I see on this site is English or American, Where are you from?
kelly224 t1_jdikbt7 wrote
Am a woman and I felt some kind of pain from my genitalia. Is it weird? :)
owenxtreme2 t1_jdijcuw wrote
r/dadjokes
DiasFer t1_jdiiz9o wrote
Reply to comment by Payneful_Prose in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
Happy cake day
wrongjokesgets t1_jdiixfg wrote
JayNsilentBoom t1_jdiifeb wrote
Can’t we all just pee-nice
coltron1990 t1_jdihysx wrote
Reply to comment by Me_is_irish in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Must have*
Pause_Affectionate t1_jdihtbu wrote
Reply to comment by leyline in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Loved that you used the word "subverted". Sexy!
Pause_Affectionate t1_jdihmch wrote
Reply to comment by gambled94 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Because if you live in hurricane prone Florida and need to call 911 or family, cell service and WiFi goes down when the towers go down. Land lines go through.
Sapphire580 t1_jdihheg wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Why say Coke? Why not say beer or something that would be illegal to do while driving.
Litmus44 t1_jdiqkvh wrote
Reply to comment by DMReckless in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
The Germans have humour??? Are you sure??