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icechaserr t1_jdigvn3 wrote
TheReal-Chris t1_jdig9r7 wrote
Reply to comment by HmmNotLikely in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Yeah baby. We’ve got a category 5 squirt coming.
IneedaWIPE t1_jdig7a8 wrote
I made bread many times with my grandma. Eating a bite after it would rise was a special treat for me. It was so intoxicating. One time we made a sourdough with dill. That was the first time I had a dill dough.
Been telling my kids this story for years. But I feel it's lacking, so pls try to improve it. I love a good shaggy dog. The longer the better
rigabamboo t1_jdig3yf wrote
Reply to comment by AdministrativeFox784 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Then the wife removes her wig to reveal it was the bus driver the whole time.
[deleted] t1_jdifknn wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I read this as my wife was a minor by accident... I need help
Shpadoinkle3052 t1_jdie1au wrote
Reply to comment by Payneful_Prose in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
Happy Cake Day!
fapalicius t1_jdidye8 wrote
They were no animals dough
Alexito_714 t1_jdidw15 wrote
Reply to comment by refreshing_username in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
I was in the pool! I was in the pool!
TheAres1999 t1_jdidjii wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
It seems like you like the heel
Furlock_Bones t1_jdid788 wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
This joke just crashed my iPhone. I read it, and while comments were still loading, it did a total reboot.
yParticle t1_jdiayae wrote
Reply to comment by Akski in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
At least 20 whooshes there. But holding out hope for the 21st.
leyline t1_jdia7gs wrote
Reply to comment by dxkds in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
He didn't have to be homeless.
The humor is the expectation that the man would be at fault for the car accident because being on the phone AND drinking at the same time is very dangerous [while driving].
However expectations are subverted when it is revealed that the wife hit the man in his own living room. Actual living room, in a home. Therefore the man was not being dangerous, did not cause the accident, and above that it is wild that the woman drove through someone's house and hit them in their own living room.
bluebird0713 t1_jdia0qc wrote
Reply to comment by RolloutTieDispenser in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
Ah. Now I get the reference. Thank you
DieByMyLeg t1_jdi9z2j wrote
Reply to comment by kbauer14 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
In the real world it is. Not reddit.
SpiralSuitcase t1_jdi9sed wrote
Reply to comment by Gil-Gandel in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
You did. Or it might have been that amateur juggler outside of Jersey City. Deliberations continue.
RolloutTieDispenser t1_jdi9pwd wrote
Reply to comment by bluebird0713 in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
Neither did Jerry or George.
cherryhilljawnz t1_jdi9obg wrote
Reply to comment by Chemical-Assistant64 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Don't forget about the golden mist
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jdi9ku7 wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
The last three letters make up the “ger” of the Tiger, scary and intimidating.
cherryhilljawnz t1_jdi9jzd wrote
Reply to comment by hiddenyogi in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
My late gf was a squirter...she was so embarrassed the 1st time
I fn loved it and I knew she did to
bluebird0713 t1_jdi9449 wrote
Reply to comment by RolloutTieDispenser in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
Well I don't know how to walk any other way
[deleted] t1_jdi8b5w wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
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masterbrand44 OP t1_jdi8ac8 wrote
The doctor sure got the tip
Gil-Gandel OP t1_jdi81i9 wrote
Reply to comment by SpiralSuitcase in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Who hurt you?
dxkds t1_jdi7u54 wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
So am I mistaken or is everyone else wrong. The accident that she got in was with a homeless man. So in his defense he can do whatever he wants in his living room.
DerekDemo t1_jdih9n9 wrote
Reply to What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
5% off the top?