Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Chrislebrand t1_jdi6h2k wrote
I thought it was a part of the new pain deux exhibit
No-Satisfaction1697 t1_jdi6d2e wrote
Chopped meat
bj-mc t1_jdi68xa wrote
Reply to comment by AsYouAnswered in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
*banana
ChelloRam t1_jdi53cr wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
The E of the tiger was mental gear. Top disco biscuit.
Arisayne t1_jdi3wd7 wrote
Reply to comment by himitsumono in I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. by WarlikeDisco
I can not tell you how happy I am to see this comment at the top. This is my absolute favorite book.
RTwhyNot t1_jdi3tds wrote
That’s not bad.
mtnavaholic t1_jdi0i70 wrote
Reply to comment by nipplepokies in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
Just take a little off the top.
taleofbenji t1_jdi0gq5 wrote
Why did I just imagine two loaves boning?
Squirpel89 t1_jdi02xi wrote
Reply to comment by otremontiram in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Why y'all on here talking about the myths of women? Reddit is a place that has no room for fake bs only cold hard facts.
zeke235 t1_jdi01yp wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Ben Shapiro, is that you?
Cold_Table8497 t1_jdhzjj8 wrote
It's a snip at any price.
Engage69 t1_jdhzh4g wrote
Better hope it hears you when you're just about to crash and you're screaming for your life.
AcousticBob t1_jdhz325 wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Minor accident? Thought you were gonna say she ran over a teenager!
rascible t1_jdhz187 wrote
Reply to comment by CFCYYZ in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
Foreskin half off!
rascible t1_jdhyxkt wrote
Reply to comment by NasallyHost in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
They had received an anonymous tip..
rascible t1_jdhyrpf wrote
Don't get all snippy
Xantis281 t1_jdhypag wrote
Reply to comment by kbauer14 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
*Grammar are importants.
FTFY.
/s
Own_Junket_9368 t1_jdhyj1m wrote
Crossing the line to change it to a baguette and a donut? I don't know how two baguettes would procreate. <smh> took it too far.
[deleted] t1_jdhyins wrote
Reply to comment by BadDogToo in I bought two Rottweilers and named them Rolex and Omega by Round-Watch-8228
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mAhoganySauerkrauT t1_jdhxz1w wrote
TheWiseOne1234 t1_jdhxuqb wrote
Reply to comment by theplutosys in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Well, some apparently don't care that you don't care, even though you do! How about that? :)
Past_Love2715 t1_jdhxu88 wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
My wife got a ticket for running into a policeman…in a traffic copter!
theplutosys t1_jdhxs9t wrote
Reply to comment by Monotonegent in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Ooh thanks lol
MartianGuard t1_jdhxrj7 wrote
Reply to comment by BecauseItAmusesMe in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Queen Elizabeth reigned for more than 70 years
Lazaruzo t1_jdi6o1t wrote
Reply to comment by Talik1978 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I wish I could give you an award 😂😂😂