Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Payneful_Prose t1_jdhxp08 wrote
The sound of men around the world grunting echoed in my head.
Cheez_Mastah t1_jdhxkmt wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
I love dry humor
BadDogToo t1_jdhxhxv wrote
It was funnier when posted last week with the names Rolex and Timex.
nipplepokies t1_jdhxh92 wrote
Great Clips
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jdhx88h wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Oddly enough a Cop and his Chief in my State, recently got into trouble for arresting a Woman for being Drunk in her own Home, after someone else crashed his Car into a Bush on her Property …
Steve Lehto covered it on his YouTube Channel:
Pokesniper81192 t1_jdhx6pv wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Wow, self burn. Those are rare.
SafferCA t1_jdhx4x0 wrote
Reply to comment by NasallyHost in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
Gee...zus.
[deleted] t1_jdhwtmm wrote
Reply to comment by musetechnician in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
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Exo-Shvdow t1_jdhwj50 wrote
Reply to comment by kbauer14 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I miss my grammar. I miss my grandpa as well.
gambled94 t1_jdhwho9 wrote
Reply to comment by yParticle in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Hardly. Most people got rid of them because why pay for a land line when you pay for a cellphone.
antonio106 t1_jdhweao wrote
Reply to comment by subtlystub714 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
A parasol for m'lady.
gambled94 t1_jdhwdsr wrote
Reply to comment by Talik1978 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Omfg this one got me
Monotonegent t1_jdhvhas wrote
Reply to comment by theplutosys in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
She drove through the house
SpiralSuitcase t1_jdhvgfm wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Are you mad about the misogyny thing?
theplutosys t1_jdhv5s8 wrote
Reply to comment by EwoksMakeMeHard in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Metaphorical “literally”
Why the hell does it matter? The message is still conveyed either way
rocketmallu t1_jdhuisb wrote
Reply to comment by subtlystub714 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
It’s Ben Shaprio in a trench coat
FillThisEmptyCup t1_jdhu39u wrote
Reply to comment by noah859 in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
You’re eating in the wrong direction.
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kbauer14 t1_jdhts7n wrote
Reply to comment by EwoksMakeMeHard in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I also care. Grammar is important.
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Round-Watch-8228 OP t1_jdhtdcw wrote
Reply to comment by yuyufan43 in I bought two Rottweilers and named them Rolex and Omega by Round-Watch-8228
Actually works as a dog name
[deleted] t1_jdhse14 wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I once ran over a glass milk bottle and wrecked my tyres.
The silly fucker had it hidden under their coat.
EwoksMakeMeHard t1_jdhs8lw wrote
Reply to comment by theplutosys in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Well I care, so you are incorrect when you say that "literally" no one cares.
fridaystrong23 t1_jdhrz2a wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Huh…
RanCestor t1_jdhxq02 wrote
Reply to comment by NasallyHost in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
Even BBC had a news all report over it.