Recent comments in /f/Jokes
[deleted] t1_jdhk6gw wrote
Richinwalla t1_jdhk2a6 wrote
Was the cross aunt there?
1_Shanel t1_jdhk1ae wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
I’m sure you didn’t make it rain though
amerkanische_Frosch t1_jdhk0gp wrote
Reply to comment by ZephRyder in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
How did you know I am a bottom in BDSM sessions?
legends_never_die_1 t1_jdhjjae wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
its like using 2 condoms
[deleted] t1_jdhj9pn wrote
Vivid_Association_64 t1_jdhj8c1 wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
What if D-O-G spelled CAT?
(Compliments of Ogre, “Revenge of the Nerds 2, Nerds in Paradise”).
theprofessa808 t1_jdhj6ht wrote
Reply to comment by fairlyPertain in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Instead it's a "my wife is bad at driving" joke ha ha ha
radoteux t1_jdhj6bf wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Minor accident driving through walls?
Duckboy_Flaccidpus t1_jdhj5k4 wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Just a kind son you are.
MisrepresentedAngles t1_jdhizf0 wrote
Reply to comment by otremontiram in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Real Tori Amos lyric: when you're only wet, because of the rain
penguins8766 t1_jdhi8l9 wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
😂😂
Akski t1_jdhi4ad wrote
Reply to comment by jdroser in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Or possibly r/whoosh?
Iforgot_my_other_pw t1_jdhi1z4 wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
"I'm so wet, give it to me" she said. She should have planned better, I'm not giving her my umbrella.
EwoksMakeMeHard t1_jdhhzo9 wrote
Reply to comment by Me_is_irish in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
The grammar in your comment is as good as the grammar in your username.
SeanMatrix t1_jdhhmk1 wrote
me
jdroser t1_jdhhjbr wrote
Reply to comment by yParticle in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
r/confidentlyincorrect
NasallyHost t1_jdhh26o wrote
This joke is so dark a cop probably shot it
Chibbly t1_jdhgwtg wrote
Reply to comment by theinquisition in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Urine
UncertaintyPrince t1_jdhgwst wrote
Fantastic feature! “No, honey, really, I love to listen to you ramble stream of consciousness for hours on end when we’re driving, I’d never try to silence you, it’s just that the car literally will not move if you don’t shut the fuck up.”
SpiralSuitcase t1_jdhgonp wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Being on the phone and drinking a coke would be a lousy defense anyways...
ZephRyder t1_jdhgj3a wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Au bon pain
Humblefourier t1_jdhgcmy wrote
I did not see that coming.
lookmasilverone t1_jdhfz42 wrote
Reply to comment by subtlystub714 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Thanks Peter from family guy!
Famous-A t1_jdhken3 wrote
Reply to comment by Longshot1969 in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
And seedy