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Chemical-Assistant64 t1_jdh680q wrote
Reply to comment by BecauseItAmusesMe in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
You’ve obviously never had a golden shower
OpinionLongjumping94 t1_jdh64si wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Going through a dry spell?
Longshot1969 t1_jdh5j3f wrote
Reply to comment by TheVeryFriendlyGiant in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
That and very hardened
el3mel t1_jdh4x9a wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Good one.
UnicornsCanApply t1_jdh4nsr wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Brilliant
Me_is_irish t1_jdh464n wrote
Reply to comment by AdministrativeFox784 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Must of been the cop from Tennessee lol
BounderTree t1_jdh3thw wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
As far as you know
I_make_switch_a_roos t1_jdh3gss wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
dayum mr big over here boasting
fishy_commishy t1_jdh35li wrote
Stop stealing jokes
Next_Grade646 t1_jdh2b7q wrote
Reply to comment by yParticle in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Embarrassing 'corrections' are embarrassing..
TheVeryFriendlyGiant t1_jdh1nlu wrote
Did they look crusty
Suspicious_Airline89 t1_jdh1nhz wrote
Happy cake day to us!
Wonderful-Wall427 t1_jdh0twn wrote
Reply to comment by BadMedAdvice in I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
He’s never gonna tell a lie or hurt you. If he’s not a keeper, tell me who is
TheCheeseGod t1_jdgzn9p wrote
Reply to comment by Holyholyhobo in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
I reckon your count is still somewhere around negative 12.
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TsantsaS t1_jdgz065 wrote
I expect they were just loafing around.
HmmNotLikely t1_jdgyphb wrote
Reply to comment by hiddenyogi in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
There must have been some unknown private moments when people have dated meteorologists and had these wordplays thrown around the bedroom in the worst way…
SinanQazzaz t1_jdgya66 wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Ted?
AdministrativeFox784 t1_jdgxyno wrote
Reply to comment by fairlyPertain in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Afterwards my wife had sex with the guy and the police officers joined in too! Can you believe it?!
amerkanische_Frosch t1_jdgxy9n wrote
I tripped and fell right into the display case at my French bakery!
Now I’m in a world of pain!
SamanthaStraaten t1_jdgxsu9 wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Gotta rub one out for the homie
johnsolomon t1_jdgxf29 wrote
That's cruel 😔 They deserve butter
GJacks75 t1_jdh6am1 wrote
Reply to comment by TeenBoy_2007 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Yo, check out Captain Redundant McWrong Tense here.