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Akhi1 OP t1_jdgw2pv wrote
Reply to comment by camerupts in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Good to hear 😊
yParticle t1_jdgttdp wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
So which one of them was the minor? Or did you misspell miner?
yParticle t1_jdgtrl6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
At home? In his living room? Land lines exist. Corded phones even.
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sherriffflood t1_jdgt9u3 wrote
Reply to comment by latetotheprompt in I bought two Rottweilers and named them Rolex and Omega by Round-Watch-8228
He’s done 10,000 steps with both wrists but hasn’t left his bedroom
fairlyPertain t1_jdgsxs5 wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
A husband and wife joke where the punchline is not infidelity?Blasphemous!
Brave_Promise_6980 t1_jdgsu35 wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Depends if she is the type to use a knitting needle or an umbrella
RanCestor t1_jdgss94 wrote
Reply to comment by subtlystub714 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
This sentence is a lie.
GolfAlfaGolf t1_jdgsqsp wrote
Reply to I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
The Rick Astley paradox. If you ask him to borrow his copy of ‘Up’ he won’t give it to you, because he’s never gonna give you up. But by doing so, he’s let you down even though he says he never will let you down. Thereby creating the Astley paradox
pinkietoe t1_jdgsi1h wrote
Reply to comment by Rude_Magician82 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Classic schmoseby
[deleted] t1_jdgsc86 wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
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Umpteenth_zebra t1_jdgrw9m wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Is this the tiger whom came to tee?
hiddenyogi t1_jdgqq36 wrote
Reply to comment by BecauseItAmusesMe in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Yes, and squirt too.
Heteroclite13 t1_jdgq8uo wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
She still hasn't opened up to me.
Edit:spelling
mattrixd t1_jdgq22p wrote
Reply to comment by subtlystub714 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Thanks stuff
Luna77111 t1_jdgptgm wrote
Reply to comment by Frosty-Grocer in I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
r/whoosh
WordsMort47 t1_jdgn79x wrote
Reply to comment by subtlystub714 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
JokeExplainBot returns!
StevenMcFlyJr t1_jdgn1q5 wrote
Reply to comment by CuredOast672 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Hey, you leave Biff alone .....
Such_Valuable_1268 t1_jdgm1nr wrote
Anything but hublot will be a good boy
BecauseItAmusesMe t1_jdgkulz wrote
Reply to comment by otremontiram in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Girls can rain?
Saikoro4 t1_jdgksl0 wrote
You saw a meme and thought it'd be a good idea to take the caption to get some internet points?
theembodimentoffat t1_jdgkl4r wrote
Reply to comment by TristansDad in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Cool
latetotheprompt t1_jdgkf1d wrote
Reply to comment by Zlifbar in I bought two Rottweilers and named them Rolex and Omega by Round-Watch-8228
Apple & Fitbit
darktumor t1_jdgx1om wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Thanks, that would be me, that’s literally me yesterday