Math AND self deprecation.

I don’t think so.

r/technicallythetruth

I didn't,I don't need her smart-ass answer.

I always spun this around the other way.

Find a woman who finds rainstorms romantic. It'll make her wet.

If you’re talking about the typical redditor I’m think Timex and Casio is more plausible

And guess what she didn't returned it back yet.

That's extra protection

That's so funny,I had to grin and bear it. Rofl.

plot twist: op is nortons wife

I was going for that but yes

James 3:16 "For where envying and strife is there is confusion and every kind of evil work ." All sins require a little bit of uncaring selfishness to accomplish, either to God or to neighbors. Matthew 4:17 "For at about that time Jesus began to preach, repent the Kingdom of heaven is at hand." Repent: to change your mind, to change your ways to believe in Jesus and what he said who is himself equated as being the New Testament itself and the Word, message, and Logos: λόγος of the Living God Elohim. (See John 1:1 & 14) Note: When someone ask for forgiveness at each point in the past you did something wrong you wish you had done the right thing. Love Jesus, build hope faith and trust on his word. God wanted to know who thought being a good person is important. Read the KJV and pray for wisdom

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next time just take every woman's umbrella

Doesn't Rihanna have a song about that car?

You mean a pre-dittor???

The Oilers moved to Tennessee

Instant classic lol

But there is a me

I thought the r was that one who ended up as a pirate

Aaah, this makes more sense. Thanks ! :D

The shame.

LSU here - taking this to the tailgate!!

Corrected:

I stole a woman’s umbrella yesterday. That brings the total number of women I’ve made wet in my lifetime to one.