Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Feud12 t1_jdg6z5z wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
get that number to -100, w rizz
theembodimentoffat t1_jdg6l9r wrote
Reply to comment by RogueIslesRefugee in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Yeah, but any relation?
SapientRaccoon t1_jdg6a6v wrote
Reply to comment by Saavedroo in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
A shoot is a young plant. Giant Pandas like bamboo shoots.
RogueIslesRefugee t1_jdg5rop wrote
Reply to comment by theembodimentoffat in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Gotta love how of all things, that's what Liz is to be remembered for, heh.
xsha_x t1_jdg5heq wrote
Reply to comment by subtlystub714 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
That's kinda obvious 😸
vyprrgirl t1_jdg4ory wrote
Reply to What did 50-cent do when he was hungry? by sketchbreaker
50 ate
Peach_Beneficial t1_jdg4f71 wrote
Reply to comment by finniebearrr in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Make like a turd and slide outta this hole!
[deleted] t1_jdg3v70 wrote
Reply to I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
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salvodan t1_jdg333b wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Tiger Brand Tea is real neat, Even tigers prefer it to real meat.
-Monty Python, Meaning of Liff.
Username_Taken_65 t1_jdg210o wrote
Reply to comment by himitsumono in I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. by WarlikeDisco
Oh wow I totally forgot about that book
TooShiftyForYou t1_jdg0po2 wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
There's a lot of talk about size to please a woman but I've found that my 3 inches can sometimes be enough.
The only question is if it's used for credit or debit.
dinosaur1972 t1_jdfy4qr wrote
Reply to comment by muffsnake in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
That's the one I heard too. Mighta been a koala instead of a panda?
1michaelbrown t1_jdfxuam wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
😂😂😂 I showed this to me wife
leonscum t1_jdfwf9e wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Curious. It also brings the up votes to the same number.
joculator t1_jdfw7hr wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Trust me, you made more than one woman dry up this year.
DanTheTerrible t1_jdfucv4 wrote
Reply to I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
I am oddly disappointed clicking on this joke did not get me Rick-rolled.
captain_chocolate t1_jdfrpvv wrote
Reply to comment by himitsumono in I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. by WarlikeDisco
My first thought. :D
JIE3BUE t1_jdfrfbu wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
You un-made her wet.
TjW0569 t1_jdfrcvg wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
The G spot of the tiger is risky to look for. Find it quickly.
muffsnake t1_jdfqznf wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
The version I heard involved a hooker, cunnilingus, and the punchline “eats bushes and leaves”
otremontiram t1_jdfqsn9 wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
LPT: remove umbrellas from girls while raining to get them wet.
Waitsfornoone t1_jdfqb1v wrote
Reply to comment by WarlikeDisco in I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. by WarlikeDisco
Why are you letting this Norton fellow beat you?
subtlystub714 t1_jdfpxyf wrote
Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
The author is a redditor.
ItsameMatt03 t1_jdfp7u3 wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
This is one of the oldest jokes.
ananya_uwu t1_jdg72f4 wrote
Reply to comment by subtlystub714 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
a proper redditor you mean xD
edit: not proper, cultured is the right word