Zadok47 t1_jdf1huz wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:42 PM

Reply to I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. by WarlikeDisco

Perfect car for my wife. 20 years and the car never left the garage.

OneYouDidntThinkOf t1_jdf1a6o wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:40 PM

Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare

Tiger Ghee!

https://open.spotify.com/track/3QQfRh6Kp9geokgVZ0hPUJ

notnicks1 t1_jdf0dnj wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:34 PM

Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1

Version i heard: a girl meets this realy cool panda in a bar and they hit it off. They swap phone numbers and agree to go out one day. She never hears from him so eventually calls the panda, and asks if he'd like to come over for dinner -she'd cook.

The panda comes round to hers and they have a great time. He's charming and funny, and really flirty. After the meal he makes a move, and 10 minutes later theyre naked, and getting freaky. They both cum, and as she rolls off him expecting to cuddle, the panda is up and heading for the door.

she phones her best friend and tells her about this wonderful panda she met who just wanted her for sex. Thats pandas for you, the friends says. EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES..

Buddy2269 t1_jdf0962 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:33 PM

Reply to I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. by WarlikeDisco

Wive's are forbidden....

finniebearrr t1_jdey7rk wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:19 PM

Reply to comment by CuredOast672 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1

Here's your downvote.. Now, make like glue, and stick around a while!

surfingkoala035 t1_jdexfq1 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:14 PM

Reply to comment by DeaconBrad42 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1

Still my favorite line of comedy ever. Mainly because I saw B2TF2 when I was still very young and I didn’t get what Biff was supposed to be saying. Funny.

thebemusedmuse t1_jdewrmq wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:09 PM

Reply to comment by chrisfpdx in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1

I liked that book. I liked the parody of it - Eats, Shits and Leaves - better

[deleted] t1_jdewezp wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:07 PM

Reply to comment by unopoularopinion in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1

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unopoularopinion t1_jdevu5m wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:03 PM

Reply to comment by Ewetootwo in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1

Call your Senator

Ewetootwo t1_jdevq8t wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:02 PM

Reply to comment by unopoularopinion in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1

Hope it doesn’t run out of oilers.

Ewetootwo t1_jdevkrc wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:01 PM

Reply to comment by kkitty44 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1

Did so last year and will again this year. The real question is will Lightning strike twice?

Ewetootwo t1_jdev9k9 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 9:59 PM

Reply to comment by chrisfpdx in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1

Exactly the right reference. Thank you. Moreover the plural of leaf is leaves. And of course if Toronto leaves the playoffs NHL in the early rounds they’ll once again be the Maple Loafs.

So leave the leaf alone and watch the Maple Leafs loaf about.