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BabyEagle9mm t1_jdelrb7 wrote
Reply to comment by Just_Wake_Up in There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
A.A. Milne already settled that with Tigger.
T.I. double-G ER
PMmeHOPEplease t1_jdek06p wrote
Reply to comment by CuredOast672 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
It was a joke from the back of a book to learn better English, can't remember the name but they had a series of them for English and maths. I never read the book but laughed a few times at the joke on the back.
InsightZ3n t1_jdejawr wrote
Reply to comment by risingstanding in There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Theres also a U in Unbelievable!
maester_t t1_jdeigbc wrote
Reply to comment by CalypsoCooper in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
The best Oxford Comma example I know of is the one involving strippers, JFK, and Stalin.
26shiva t1_jdei9c8 wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
That's about as funny as a screen door on a battle ship 😜😎
Outrageous-emma t1_jdeggqk wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
My advice is to improve your value before you have the capital to negotiate with a manager
Quirky_Ice5866 t1_jdeg9fj wrote
Reply to comment by dejomatic in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Make like Oceanic Airlines Flight 815 and get lost
VladBlosen t1_jdefnbh wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
The g of the tiger came from the streets.
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dejomatic t1_jdecqbe wrote
Reply to comment by No_Indication_1691 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Make like a breech baby and butt out.
emzirek t1_jdecg20 wrote
Reply to comment by CuredOast672 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
why don't you make like a baby and head out
Fordemups t1_jdecdrk wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Best joke I’ve seen on here in ages. Bravo
BadMedAdvice t1_jdebdr0 wrote
Reply to comment by ragnif in I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
He won't let you down, meaning he'll keep up with your expectations. If you expect that he won't return it...
Ltsdexi2 t1_jdeb0ys wrote
Reply to comment by JimmyL1957 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
I should go.
Crimbly_B t1_jdeapbb wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Some people often ask about the Why of the Tiger, but never ask about the How of the Tiger
Thunderstrike1097 t1_jdeaib6 wrote
Reply to comment by risingstanding in There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Not unless you were going to spell it as: T1ger.
CalypsoCooper t1_jdeaelb wrote
Reply to comment by chrisfpdx in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Yes, but what does she say about the oxford comma?
avatarCollector123 t1_jde9gm2 wrote
Reply to I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
Man that hurts you
TrashPandacoot1122 t1_jde9cb8 wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
To soon
c0dyw0dy27 t1_jde8ae6 wrote
Reply to I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
I'm sure he won't desert you
Ddowns5454 t1_jde7die wrote
Reply to comment by ChiefScout_2000 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Please make like a goose and get the flock out of here
ChivalrousRisotto t1_jde6njd wrote
"If you are what you eat, your honor, then my client is your wife."
DrRomeoChaire t1_jde5qxp wrote
Reply to I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
I’m rolling on the floor with laughter at your Rick joke
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sanjuka t1_jdemaoa wrote
Reply to comment by th3nan0byt3 in There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
“R” is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it “murder.” And not “muckduck.”