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multiplyingduck t1_jde46ed wrote
Reply to comment by ChrystalWindDBugPone in I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
Think of: never gonna give you Up
Since jokes are always better if you have to explain them, this joke gets a solid A+
prlugo4162 OP t1_jde429e wrote
Reply to comment by ChrystalWindDBugPone in I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
He's never gonna give me "Up"
Pale_Thing_8979 t1_jde3lq9 wrote
Reply to comment by CuredOast672 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Wait! Isn't it "Make like a tree and leaf?"
ChrystalWindDBugPone t1_jde3jb5 wrote
Reply to I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
I’m confused (Edit: I get it now, sorry, didn’t get the reference.. also thanks to the folks who downvoted, real helpful)
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Agreeable-Effort6507 t1_jde2ok9 wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
The g of the tiger is real cool
SteamyPork t1_jde20x6 wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
I’m gonna make like diarrhea and run
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jde20su wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Shit of the tigers worse.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jde1x6b wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Rock had the eye of the tiger
unopoularopinion t1_jde02xt wrote
Reply to comment by ChiefScout_2000 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Going up in Flames. Need to take a Jet
Drando4 t1_jddzuyz wrote
Reply to comment by Thneed1 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Pittsburgher here: Make like the Pens and lose in the first round.
JimmyL1957 t1_jddzfsq wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Hey! Just make like a Shephard and get the flock out!
ChiefScout_2000 t1_jddzeol wrote
Reply to comment by unopoularopinion in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
I HABitually make that mistake.
hex_ten t1_jddz0hs wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
The Tea of the Tiger was actually an allegory by Judith Kerr.
Spiritual-Plankton52 t1_jddyi7z wrote
Well he knew how to shake things up, and k9 is all about that updog
Professional-Share80 t1_jddxrvl wrote
Reply to Why does LGBT always have to have a Q? by Spy_Mouse
Clearly fake. NO ONE enjoys Lipton tea.
unopoularopinion t1_jddvyyt wrote
Reply to comment by Altruistic-Offer2120 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Your
unopoularopinion t1_jddvtb6 wrote
Reply to comment by ChiefScout_2000 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Canucks and Leafs are different sides of the country
Thneed1 t1_jddvq4l wrote
Reply to comment by ChiefScout_2000 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Also Canuck here: Make like a Leaf and lose in the first round.
Betta45 t1_jddui49 wrote
Reply to comment by chrisfpdx in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
I love this book. I have red pen at the ready because of it.
Adventurous-Pool6988 t1_jddtzw2 wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
lol, unque
[deleted] t1_jddtsfd wrote
Reply to Why is joking about old mens nuts so easy? by Smalk
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palebluedotcitizen t1_jddst2w wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Old joke but I heard it differently: why doesn't the male panda cuddle his lady panda after sex? He eats, shoots and leaves.
ChiefScout_2000 t1_jddsb25 wrote
Reply to comment by ACOGJager in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Canuck here: Make like a Leaf and get the puck outahere.
ragnif t1_jde4uk1 wrote
Reply to I ran into Rick Astley today. by prlugo4162
He won’t let you down, either. A paradox.