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mpieters1 t1_jddrlj8 wrote
Reply to comment by Fantastic_Bid3611 in Why is joking about old mens nuts so easy? by Smalk
Might as well be kneecapping these poor old men.
PrA2107 t1_jddrjw8 wrote
Reply to Why does LGBT always have to have a Q? by Spy_Mouse
High LGBT IQ joke
Fantastic_Bid3611 t1_jddr8uw wrote
Reply to Why is joking about old mens nuts so easy? by Smalk
These jokes are very low blows.
AsYouAnswered t1_jddr5us wrote
Reply to comment by No_Indication_1691 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Make like a baby and split!
NDodma01 t1_jddq4yd wrote
Reply to What did 50-cent do when he was hungry? by sketchbreaker
Spent himself on Macfries
NDodma01 t1_jddpzvh wrote
Because they were going to apprehend a criminal in the grand mall
NDodma01 t1_jddpqqj wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Pee of the Tiger stinks
bunglefrungle t1_jddoi6i wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
the seal blows his own head off with a shotgun, yeah I'm familiar
scw1224 t1_jddlpu6 wrote
Reply to comment by anonny42357 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
It is a fantastic book.
Responsible-Pass7902 t1_jddldu9 wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Why did I think it was going to be one a black person thing and one a white person thing. Haha
steady1978 t1_jddj4ac wrote
Reply to comment by No_Indication_1691 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Make like horse shit and hit the trail
flarezilla t1_jddgqgg wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Comfortable6400 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Make like a tree and get outta here.
Pause_Affectionate t1_jddel8b wrote
Reply to comment by legallyalienated in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Thank you for correcting that!
[deleted] t1_jddal61 wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
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posthuman04 t1_jddaedw wrote
Reply to comment by BlackOpsBootlegger in " Your honor, if you are what you eat then by TerribleSuggestion83
Is it though?
Time_Bus_7998 t1_jdd8wep wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Like Michael...I'm Bolton!
gambled94 t1_jdd8u6w wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Lol the amount of people not understanding the make like a tree and get outta here reference. Smh
Green-Dragon-14 t1_jdd8rpm wrote
Reply to comment by SABatoge2002 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Woosh
Altruistic-Offer2120 t1_jdd8ns9 wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Take you’re angry upvote because you beat me to it. Just like the prostitute did to my joint.
hot-sauce-on-my-cock t1_jdd8db2 wrote
I'm just imagining a cop Turing on his sirin and lights and then immediately crashing at high speeds because he went into a seizure
Luked0g44O t1_jdd89vp wrote
Reply to comment by AkhiraAmin in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Make like a prostitute, and blow this joint.
Luked0g44O t1_jdd82jh wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
You left out walking out after firing the gun.
betizen t1_jdd7lnr wrote
I think this is the premise of Turner and Hooch
RunInRunOn t1_jdd6y01 wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Thought this was about the children's book for a few seconds
Repulsive_Onion_5925 t1_jdds631 wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Sooo make like a leaf and get out of the tree?!