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legallyalienated t1_jdd6nq8 wrote
Reply to comment by SABatoge2002 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
I’m just a courier, so don’t get upset with ME, but the Karma Justice Department asked me to deliver this … Actually, its “make like a tree and LEAVE” not LEAF.
CryptographerMedical t1_jdd6lig wrote
Reply to comment by SABatoge2002 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Ahhhhh I have found my people!
No_Indication_1691 t1_jdd5ykl wrote
Reply to comment by CuredOast672 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Make like a baby and head out
No_Towel_8922 t1_jdd2akg wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Was a death sentence, common during this period.
Cowboy_Reaper t1_jdd234r wrote
Reply to comment by maxiewoxy in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Wiggle Wiggle
TEMOfficial t1_jdd1all wrote
Reply to comment by sdforbda in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
r/angryupvote
dirt_mcgirt4 t1_jdczzrn wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
I like it better without the 2nd punchline
AkhiraAmin t1_jdczuzg wrote
Reply to comment by CuredOast672 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Make like a tree and fuck off - Ricky TBP
Tragelafos OP t1_jdczucj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What is the favorite sex position of the vampires? by Tragelafos
Aewsome
[deleted] t1_jdczqis wrote
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other…? I’ll see you in 28 days.
Bernardias t1_jdczgsq wrote
Reply to comment by Bdellio in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
r/angryupvote
mcgargargar t1_jdcyz2b wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Like Charles Barkley at Sixers practices
Conscious_Amoeba8232 t1_jdcywqu wrote
Reply to comment by ACOGJager in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
It’s leaf. LEAF. Make like a leaf and get a tree.
Conscious_Amoeba8232 t1_jdcypr3 wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
The version I heard is that the panda shoots in the air and runs out. The bartender shouts after him, “Why did you do that?!”, and the panda shouts back, “look it up!”. The bartender pulls out a dictionary and so forth.
Bdellio t1_jdcwcsy wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
A salad bar.
Pranav_RedStone971 t1_jdcvgr0 wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
I was completely bamboozled by the punchline though.
TheHarrisNoice t1_jdcusyj wrote
Reply to What did 50-cent do when he was hungry? by sketchbreaker
Big 10-4 on the 50-8
The_dark_Archangel t1_jdcusvs wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
I love this!
bdchrisp23 t1_jdcudv5 wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Obviously the one that that squirrel goes to!!
dejomatic t1_jdcu16a wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
The same one that serves a cheese sandwich
Ok-Comfortable6400 t1_jdcssld wrote
Reply to comment by kkitty44 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
😂 yes!!!!!!
BabylonDrifter t1_jdcshf5 wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Because those are different kind of songs. The G of the tiger is kind of a slow-rolling rap by Snoop dog. The "R" of the tiger is a riot grrrrrl anthem. T of the tiger is a child's spelling song. And the E is an electropop Kraftwerk song for some reason.
kkitty44 t1_jdcrr08 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Comfortable6400 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Boondock is “make like a tree, and get the f**k out of here!”
peter_the_martian t1_jdcr21k wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
A polar bear and the musical artist Seal walks into a bar. They exchange pleasantries and, well you know the rest
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jdd6r1m wrote
Reply to comment by sdforbda in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Niiiice!!