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regrettablyold t1_jdcqsq3 wrote
Is a man-eater who binges and purges cannibulemic?
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jenlindesigns t1_jdcqllh wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Awe, some good clean and clever humor for a change!!
nanoquark1 t1_jdcqa7p wrote
Reply to What did 50-cent do when he was hungry? by sketchbreaker
So 50 cent "did" 58.
maxiewoxy t1_jdcq0ww wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Fruit salad? Yummy yummy.
EmotionalArt6680 t1_jdcpw0i wrote
Reply to Why is joking about old mens nuts so easy? by Smalk
That's why the jokes are harder to make when it's cold!
camerupts t1_jdcptdc wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
i haven't heard this one in forever!! my dad loved this one, brought a big smile to my face :)
regrettablyold t1_jdcp693 wrote
Reply to comment by BachsBicep in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Good one, but what sort of bar serves fruit salad?
regrettablyold t1_jdcot3s wrote
Reply to comment by The_Griggler in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Bare nosed wombats can make cube-shaped poops. Wombat fact. I think they are the cutest marsupial. Wombat opinion.
qwerty201932 t1_jdcog0h wrote
Reply to comment by risingstanding in There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
But there is an I in TEAM, it’s in the A holes
regrettablyold t1_jdcocqp wrote
Reply to comment by chrisfpdx in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
That explanation left me in a comma.
Elfcat1 t1_jdcnk36 wrote
Reply to Why does LGBT always have to have a Q? by Spy_Mouse
I was not expecting that
Yoyo524 t1_jdcnibn wrote
Reply to comment by chrisfpdx in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
I read that book and was hoping someone else would reference it in the comments
theembodimentoffat t1_jdcktfo wrote
Reply to comment by chrisfpdx in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
>Lynne Truss
Any relation to that failure of a PM whose tenure's only significant event was the Queen's death?
ACOGJager t1_jdcj38m wrote
Reply to comment by CuredOast672 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
it's LEAF L E A F. make like a leaf and get outta here.
SonicThePothead t1_jdcikww wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
I liked the Ex of the Tiger, the hard part was pretending to like golf to get her to notice me.
piggie45 t1_jdchqvp wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
I heard this joke before only it was a Koala, a prostitute and bush...
OldSoulRobertson t1_jdchlce wrote
Reply to Why does LGBT always have to have a Q? by Spy_Mouse
Intelligent? Absolutely.
BachsBicep t1_jdchg4j wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
The next day a squirrel walks into the bar and orders a fruit salad. After he finishes eating he begins masturbating vigorously. The bartender is outraged and asks the squirrel what he thinks he's doing. In response the squirrel pulls out a dictionary and points to the entry on "squirrel", which reads: "Squirrel: a small rodent that lives in trees. Eats fruit and nuts."
risingstanding t1_jdch9yp wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
There's no I in TEAM; but there is one in TIGER
MechanicalHorse t1_jdch768 wrote
Reply to comment by FooJenkins in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans
That’s even better!
Specialist-Tale-5899 t1_jdch0kj wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
But he didn’t leave though.
llynglas t1_jdcg1kd wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Awful. Up voted of course so other victims can be found.....
[deleted] t1_jdcr0vs wrote
Reply to comment by ehgtrhtrge in " Your honor, if you are what you eat then by TerribleSuggestion83
you spelled ketchup wrong