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anonny42357 t1_jdbs8ic wrote
Reply to comment by chrisfpdx in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
I want that book. I didn't know I needed it, but now I do. I'm an English nerd, so it sounds amusing AF.
chrisfpdx t1_jdbs2x1 wrote
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Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation is a non-fiction book written by Lynne Truss, the former host of BBC Radio 4's Cutting a Dash programme. In the book, published in 2003, Truss bemoans the state of punctuation in the United Kingdom and the United States and describes how rules are being relaxed in today's society. Her goal is to remind readers of the importance of punctuation in the English language by mixing humour and instruction.
Mental-Astronaut-664 t1_jdbrj4n wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
😂 finally a joke I haven’t heard before!
Wooden_Salt_2967 t1_jdbrayc wrote
A teacher is only on the rails on the weekend
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sdforbda t1_jdbq248 wrote
Reply to comment by RealUglyMF in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Haha gets the best of us sometimes.
RealUglyMF t1_jdbpirx wrote
Reply to comment by sdforbda in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Oh wow, I'm dumb. Haha. Good one
sdforbda t1_jdbpgsv wrote
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I know.
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cjl3ish t1_jdbn9xj wrote
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ಠ_à²
sdforbda t1_jdbn5mp wrote
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I'm bamboozled.
CuredOast672 t1_jdbmx2x wrote
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Here’s your upvote.. Now, make like a tree, and get outta here!
RoddytheRowdyPiper t1_jdbm5r4 wrote
That'd be tough to swallow
No_Salamander6564 t1_jdbkm0s wrote
Sucking?
bigtimefailure_ t1_jdbk62s wrote
I don't think they like to have endometrial tissue and mucus, but who knows there might be some kinky ones after all
HumanMycologist5795 t1_jdbisq2 wrote
And the client had a Reader's Digest ....
TerribleSuggestion83 OP t1_jdbhqqc wrote
Reply to comment by ehgtrhtrge in " Your honor, if you are what you eat then by TerribleSuggestion83
It would be hard to digest then.
ehgtrhtrge t1_jdbhlz4 wrote
I feel like this joke could be good with more set up.
rogu1030 t1_jdbh3hw wrote
The officer took a minute to digest this.
Anymake35 t1_jdbgmnd wrote
Officer: ...uh sir I stopped you for speeding
just_nobodys_opinion t1_jdbexkl wrote
Reply to comment by Tito_Tito_1_ in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans
BeardedDragon1917 t1_jdbcru8 wrote
Reply to Why does LGBT always have to have a Q? by Spy_Mouse
Oh boy friend, I do appreciate the original thought.
TheRedditReactor t1_jdbb8vj wrote
Reply to comment by aspirantqepiq787 in Do you want to know who/what the joke is? by [deleted]
What's a Mormon? Is that like a moron or something? I'm confused.
Tragelafos OP t1_jdbsg4f wrote
Reply to comment by TrollOnFire in What is the favorite sex position of the vampires? by Tragelafos
I thought people will not get it if i used .