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GuzziR1d3r t1_jdan64m wrote
Reply to comment by Tito_Tito_1_ in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans
I think you underestimate Rule 34
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kasakin t1_jdahbol wrote
Reply to I asked 7 CEOs “what’s the secret to your success?”, and they all said the same thing: by jflipside
Never pay taxes.
Past_Love2715 t1_jdabb7b wrote
That wasn’t funny the first time i heard it…in the first grade
balancedas t1_jda9hp4 wrote
Reply to comment by Malzun in I asked 7 CEOs “what’s the secret to your success?”, and they all said the same thing: by jflipside
Hello youtube, this is the Lock Picking Lawyer
mab0390 t1_jda8zgv wrote
Reply to Homer Simpson's son walks into a bar by Gil-Gandel
Anita Bath! Maya Buttreeks!
Malzun t1_jda8xou wrote
Reply to comment by Ishidan01 in I asked 7 CEOs “what’s the secret to your success?”, and they all said the same thing: by jflipside
Binding on two...
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Reply to comment by Sensitive_Potato_775 in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
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Tito_Tito_1_ t1_jda4air wrote
No one's ever been hot for train.
Apprehensive_Bit_176 t1_jda2xez wrote
Reply to comment by Imaginary-Ladder-465 in Homer Simpson's son walks into a bar by Gil-Gandel
Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a prank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now…
OldTranslator2818 t1_jda20mc wrote
The train have a good paycheck.
Imaginary-Ladder-465 t1_jda0oh5 wrote
Reply to comment by Apprehensive_Bit_176 in Homer Simpson's son walks into a bar by Gil-Gandel
Hello I'm Hugh Jass, what can I do for you Bart?
What a nice young fellow
Antisocial_Worker7 t1_jd9xt4z wrote
Reply to comment by FooJenkins in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans
r/therealjoke
Imaginary-Ladder-465 t1_jd9xkc6 wrote
Reply to Homer Simpson's son walks into a bar by Gil-Gandel
Is there an I. P. FREELY here? Hey everybody, I. P. FREELY?
Apprehensive_Bit_176 t1_jd9wrp8 wrote
Reply to comment by MkemCZ in Homer Simpson's son walks into a bar by Gil-Gandel
Is there a Hugh Jazz here?
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Reply to Homer Simpson's son walks into a bar by Gil-Gandel
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Eichmil t1_jd9wc2s wrote
Reply to comment by General_Freed in I asked 7 CEOs “what’s the secret to your success?”, and they all said the same thing: by jflipside
Donate a kidney and you're a hero. Donate six and it's nothing but questions.
scottertot t1_jd9oh1v wrote
There are more regulations for teachers than trains.
Beginning-Ebb-9942 t1_jd9mgaf wrote
Prostitootees.
vayloo10 t1_jd9f1b1 wrote
Reply to I asked 7 CEOs “what’s the secret to your success?”, and they all said the same thing: by jflipside
This is good
MkemCZ t1_jd9dxkk wrote
Reply to Homer Simpson's son walks into a bar by Gil-Gandel
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
TaliesinMerlin t1_jd9co6p wrote
Reply to I asked 7 CEOs “what’s the secret to your success?”, and they all said the same thing: by jflipside
I asked my doctor if I would be able to play the piano after the operation.
She said, "How did you get in my house?!"
dr_olfin t1_jd9cga3 wrote
Alt punchline: I never fucked a high school train
blahblahbush t1_jdan99i wrote
Reply to What did 50-cent do when he was hungry? by sketchbreaker
50-Cent. Or as they call him in Zimbabwe, Four Hundred Trillion Dollars.