Recent comments in /f/Jokes
sprintingtree t1_jd99dlz wrote
A girl doesn't go to spring break to have a teacher ran on her
afar1210 t1_jd97m5v wrote
Just make sure to buffer it so it doesn't become too basic
notapolita t1_jd93mow wrote
Teachers have to go through training but trains don't have to go through teachering.
Ishidan01 t1_jd8t3ca wrote
Reply to comment by HouseCravenRaw in I asked 7 CEOs “what’s the secret to your success?”, and they all said the same thing: by jflipside
I'm a locksmith...and I'm a locksmith.
Oh wait wrong joke
getshrektdh t1_jd8snqh wrote
Reply to comment by Engage69 in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans
It ended quick though! Nobody has expected that ending.
Engage69 t1_jd8s481 wrote
Reply to comment by getshrektdh in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans
The clanking sounds of teeth on a barrel can be very distracting. Reminds me of the final scene from Fight Club.
easterlyTrellis628 t1_jd8rb2u wrote
A train does not say ‟Lick me where I fart” to its students.
getshrektdh t1_jd8qx87 wrote
Reply to comment by Engage69 in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans
There would be finally silence, everyone probably are tired of hearing that chewing noise.
Engage69 t1_jd8qneg wrote
Reply to comment by getshrektdh in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans
The class must have been very boring.
(If the student had to be asked to spit out the gun.)
StormHF t1_jd8qga5 wrote
One has a caboose. The other touches my caboose.
SerNapalm t1_jd8q1lq wrote
Iv never rode a train
prof_devilsadvocate t1_jd8pnjd wrote
teacher has minds to train and driver has train to mind
ThenNap751 t1_jd8pl86 wrote
Much better then a lot of the jokes that get posted & reposted here.
getshrektdh t1_jd8p9pr wrote
Misread, at first read a gun.
General_Freed t1_jd8mfyk wrote
Reply to I asked 7 CEOs “what’s the secret to your success?”, and they all said the same thing: by jflipside
I will never, ever again donate Blood!
All those Questions...
Where did you get that Blood?
Why is it in a Bucket?
HouseCravenRaw t1_jd7v2ha wrote
Reply to I asked 7 CEOs “what’s the secret to your success?”, and they all said the same thing: by jflipside
When I bring a woman breakfast in bed, I want to hear "thank you" not "who are you and how'd you get in my house".
Bright-Amphibian6681 t1_jd7slae wrote
Reply to comment by RascalRibs in Who is the only person who doesn't want to be a billionaire? by Neat-Restaurant-8218
Do the rich taste even better at trillionaire status?
MorallySpur30 t1_jd7nd0z wrote
Hence the term ’money shot’
AnxietyIsEnergy OP t1_jd7mvr1 wrote
Reply to comment by Barrymotion in What do porn stars have for breakfast? by AnxietyIsEnergy
Great hydrating beverage
Barrymotion t1_jd7mptd wrote
Mount and Do
AnxietyIsEnergy OP t1_jd7mntt wrote
Reply to comment by tedead in What do porn stars have for breakfast? by AnxietyIsEnergy
Well done
jabriski0333 t1_jd7mcb6 wrote
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and was not even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, ‟Well, I eat rye bread every day.It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, ‟Do you have any rye bread?”
She said, ‟Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it.Would you like some?”
He said, ‟I want five loaves.”
She said, ‟My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.”
He replied, ‟I can not believe everybody knows about this shit but me.”
tedead t1_jd7lt1m wrote
Porn flakes?
intheyard305 t1_jd7fepg wrote
Wife- I want a divorce.
FooJenkins t1_jd9bw2g wrote
Reply to What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans
No one has a run a teacher on your mom