Recent comments in /f/Jokes
LyricalJessieJames t1_jd6e519 wrote
Jokes are neither created or destroyed, but are instead changed from one form to another...
Consistent_Royal_948 t1_jd6bw07 wrote
It’s a turn off!
Cheesypotatoes745 t1_jd5wau1 wrote
I used to come here for jokes about noble gasses but all of them argon
CheerioJack t1_jd5tc3f wrote
Reply to comment by RascalRibs in Who is the only person who doesn't want to be a billionaire? by Neat-Restaurant-8218
There's a Saudi family worth Trillions.
CranberryPossible659 t1_jd5rryo wrote
The only way to find out is to run the experiment.
Neat-Restaurant-8218 OP t1_jd5piq9 wrote
Reply to comment by RascalRibs in Who is the only person who doesn't want to be a billionaire? by Neat-Restaurant-8218
For now
intheyard305 t1_jd5pexd wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
So people are just wasting information errywhere, in toilets, bushes pillows, sock, vaginas, anuses etc. Never thought of that. Redditors are such deep thinkers🧐
Albionflux t1_jd5p983 wrote
Reply to comment by RascalRibs in Who is the only person who doesn't want to be a billionaire? by Neat-Restaurant-8218
Not yet anyway
[deleted] t1_jd5ozo8 wrote
Reply to comment by Touche_good_sir in Who is the only person who doesn't want to be a billionaire? by Neat-Restaurant-8218
[deleted]
RascalRibs t1_jd5ob9d wrote
There are no trillionaires.
LawyerRuledByCats t1_jd5oahw wrote
Reply to comment by Touche_good_sir in Who is the only person who doesn't want to be a billionaire? by Neat-Restaurant-8218
boo indeed
Touche_good_sir t1_jd5o6h8 wrote
Bentup85 t1_jd5n40y wrote
I’m sure you’ll find a solution
AlexanderHamilton04 t1_jd5eesu wrote
Reply to A priest is offering his condolences to a recently widowed man at his wife's funeral... by Nego10
A: What's the office password?
Truckerontherun t1_jd597ad wrote
Reply to Names for different types of Golf shots. by Matelot67
Oscar Pistorius - shoot blind on a hole with no legs
av1922004 t1_jd4nela wrote
Reply to comment by sorry_cant_find in How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach? by sorry_cant_find
Don't imagine bro
Vishwasm123 t1_jd45p3o wrote
Reply to comment by johnmarkfoley in A priest is offering his condolences to a recently widowed man at his wife's funeral... by Nego10
Isn't e is i? Because he already want wifi than wife
loadofcobblers t1_jd44usa wrote
Reply to comment by duglarri in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Fun fact: LG is the company that used to be called Lucky Goldsperm.
[deleted] t1_jd44sv1 wrote
Reply to comment by Vinnie-Q in Which place do hookers come from? by Hot_Let7611
Omggg lmaoooo!! 😂
GMN123 t1_jd4372w wrote
Every nudist beach I've ever been to has contained predominantly obese old men, which is fine of course, but hardness was not on the agenda.
regrettablyold t1_jd41e19 wrote
Reply to A priest is offering his condolences to a recently widowed man at his wife's funeral... by Nego10
Sure, but the game is on.
johnmarkfoley t1_jd40nbp wrote
Reply to comment by uewumopaplsdn in A priest is offering his condolences to a recently widowed man at his wife's funeral... by Nego10
Only one s, but it should be a z. Good call.
antonio106 t1_jd40mla wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Type D by the sounds of this post.
Krilati_Voin t1_jd3zi8h wrote
Reply to A priest is offering his condolences to a recently widowed man at his wife's funeral... by Nego10
"all caps no space"
Sensitive_Potato_775 t1_jd75add wrote
Reply to comment by doki__doki in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
This is so wrong lol.
In German, it's something like "Ko<hr>", the last sound being guttural. An "ö" would make it sound more French but there's not a single k in the pronunciation of the last syllable, no matter how many Umlaute you add.
To make it sound like "Cock", german would write "Kock".