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johnmarkfoley t1_jd3szln wrote
Reply to A priest is offering his condolences to a recently widowed man at his wife's funeral... by Nego10
caps on first letter of every word, no spaces, "i"s are "1"s, "e"s are "3"s, no punctuation.
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Truckerontherun t1_jd3inhc wrote
What do you call a bear in Antarctica?
A Bi-Polar bear
Quinexalt t1_jd3f3gc wrote
Reply to comment by dickangstrom in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
It is wrong and you're all gonna burn in Hades!!!
dickangstrom t1_jd3ajay wrote
Reply to comment by Quinexalt in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
I could if I wanted to! The point is it's not wrong to do so.
Rutherfordio2 t1_jd38rvs wrote
Just approach him and put as many spots as you want, his skin is free real state, and he won't even see.
ZeldHeld t1_jd2yxe5 wrote
Reply to comment by mutilatedxlips in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Wait… how do you know that?
Antique_Direction255 t1_jd2y37c wrote
A seal walks into a club…
Korchagin t1_jd2ntpe wrote
Reply to comment by tetchilyEngage in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Four bases means 2 bits, not 4.
DerpVaderXXL t1_jd2kp00 wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Still using a floppy drive I see. And a 3.5 inch at that.
Quinexalt t1_jd2jkml wrote
Reply to comment by dickangstrom in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Would you also say 1,000 million instead of a billion?
Sterek01 t1_jd2huar wrote
Reply to comment by The_299_Bin in What do Polar bears and Tupperware have in common? by Luddites_Unite
Aaargh here is my up vote
Xygnux t1_jd2flz0 wrote
Reply to comment by mutilatedxlips in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
You aren't supposed to play it for hours at a time. In fact if it is left on for more than four hours you may need to consult a technician.
l1ghtning137 t1_jd25g8n wrote
Reply to comment by Icetyger4 in "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
Or there would be a 6 - 7 days war once a month
Paddfoot90 t1_jd251wf wrote
You can't, because he never came.
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pihcces t1_jd214jd wrote
dream🤓
dirtilypot t1_jd2009b wrote
Been to some nudist beaches and, unless you're really into old and fat people, it is very hard to get hard.
sorry_cant_find OP t1_jd1zt1m wrote
Reply to comment by askewdefault84 in How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach? by sorry_cant_find
I can imagine 😀
askewdefault84 t1_jd1zloo wrote
Have you ever been to a nudist beach? 90% of the people you see there will make you wish you were blind
fauxfoxhake t1_jd1zcrc wrote
Reply to Names for different types of Golf shots. by Matelot67
Stepsister - you're up there, but you shouldn't be. Paula Radcliffe - an ugly runner. Salman Rushdie - a bad read. Worm burner - a very low shot.
fullformica t1_jd1z8ru wrote
Q: Why did the blind guy trip and fall into that well?
A: Because he could not see that well.
lightupcocktail t1_jd1udl1 wrote
Reply to comment by zedicuszulzoran in What do Polar bears and Tupperware have in common? by Luddites_Unite
Alot of hairy Canadian guys say that.
The_299_Bin t1_jd1s268 wrote
A seal walks into a bar in Iqaluit, The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. The seal replies, anything but a Canadian club.
uewumopaplsdn t1_jd3x1tl wrote
Reply to comment by johnmarkfoley in A priest is offering his condolences to a recently widowed man at his wife's funeral... by Nego10
YouR3al1z3W3r3AboutToBuryYourW1f3?