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Traditional-Kiwi-535 t1_jd1rdho wrote
Reply to comment by Traditional-Kiwi-535 in My wife woke up with a big smile on her face... by tads73
Was it the wife u supposedly divorced but now she is all of a sudden into u again
dickangstrom t1_jd1ouf0 wrote
Reply to comment by Quinexalt in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
And, I'm the asshole that has to chime in to say OP didn't really have to, though. They could've just as easily moved the decimal a bunch and stated it in yottabytes. There's no rule that says what SI prefix you have to use, convenient as it might be.
duglarri t1_jd1ntyw wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
But the new sperm from LG coming out next month contains four times as much.
SeaContribution7153 t1_jd1kdp6 wrote
Reply to Which place do hookers come from? by Hot_Let7611
River banks
SeaContribution7153 t1_jd1kbc7 wrote
Reply to Which place do hookers come from? by Hot_Let7611
Docks
SeaContribution7153 t1_jd1k9zm wrote
Reply to Which place do hookers come from? by Hot_Let7611
Boats
The_Watcher_Recorder t1_jd1io9t wrote
Reply to comment by Matelot67 in Names for different types of Golf shots. by Matelot67
So my girlfriends a pre op?
Hellefiedboy t1_jd1hyuv wrote
Reply to comment by mutilatedxlips in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
What?
YZXFILE OP t1_jd1dc3f wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Two recovering alcoholics decided to write a song together... by YZXFILE
True
YZXFILE OP t1_jd1d9bb wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Two recovering alcoholics decided to write a song together... by YZXFILE
As long as they're standing.
regrettablyold t1_jd18ac9 wrote
Reply to comment by YZXFILE in Two recovering alcoholics decided to write a song together... by YZXFILE
The Twelve-Step Two-Step?
regrettablyold t1_jd18718 wrote
Maybe it works better if they're just alcoholics. They're no longer recovering if they don't pass the bars. On the other hand, I'd bet a lot of good songs were written in bars.
Zion8118 t1_jd15o1j wrote
Reply to comment by dbsx75 in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Gagobyte
redbaritone t1_jd14pmj wrote
...or the refrain.
Quinexalt t1_jd12b71 wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
I have to be that asshole who points out that 1,000 TB is a PB so you should have said 1.5875 PB.
aeroglava t1_jd0yep5 wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Don't fret, I'm sure you'll manage.
lolno t1_jd0xi76 wrote
Reply to comment by mutilatedxlips in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Poon.wad
Ewetootwo t1_jd0vssa wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Seminal humour, keep ‘em’ flowing.
spacematic t1_jd0uv07 wrote
Reply to comment by tetchilyEngage in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Even so, that's still a load of info!
explodingtuna t1_jd0t44w wrote
Reply to comment by tetchilyEngage in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Is this assuming a RAID 0 or 1 setup?
Queasy_Comparison_29 t1_jd0rlfi wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Most of the stuff are cache that you purged quickly after!
VeritosCogitos t1_jd0q8x3 wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the house work done.
lightcon_consumed t1_jd0n5kc wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
For some people that is the fastest data transfer they will ever see!
Arkvoodle42 t1_jd0l8rk wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Three hundred zillion sperm & THAT's the one that got through.
zedicuszulzoran t1_jd1ro7x wrote
Reply to What do Polar bears and Tupperware have in common? by Luddites_Unite
I think I’m a polar bear